Can a T-SHIRT do that?
If you had a dog would you make it wear human clothes against it will?
Do you find it strange that almost all vegetarians smoke?
If Elvis is the King of Rock n’ Roll. And Michael Jackson is the King of Pop. Does that make PONY ATTACK!! King of T-Shirts?
FUCK YES
If you don’t wear a PONY ATTACK t-shirt you will be naked.
If you don’t wear one. You may never meet your soul-mate
If you take the “R†out of SHIRT it says SHIT.
Flame retardant, it make it’s own kind of music. It can solve puzzles
It knows the secret ending to lost.
It has approved gay marriage.
Everybody is selling something. Why not be selling PONY ATTACK!!?
Start wearing it now. So wear it now before becomes huge and is sold at TARGET and HOT TOPIC. And you can say “I used to wear that stuff before it got all played outâ€
And when US magazine has pictures of Hillary Duff wearing it and it’s listed in “OUT†you can say “WOW†she is so busted.
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