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MARK

SMILE, IT CONFUSES PEOPLE......

About Me


Add Games to your MySpace Profile at YouAreBORED.com! HONESTLY DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT MYSELF?????? GOT KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL, BECAME A BEACH BUM, WENT TO COLLEGE, STARTED MY APPRENTICESHIP, STARTED A NIGHT JOB ASWELL, SO DIDNT HAVE MUCH TIME FOR SURFING, WORKED MY ASS OFF, BOUGHT SOME BIKES, GOT INTO A FIGHT, DAMAGED THE OTHER GUY BADLY, BIG COURT CASE, SO I CAME OVER HERE.... IN GENERAL, I LOVE TO SMILE AND LAUGH AND MAKE OTHERS LAUGH.... IM A GENTLEMAN, BUT HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT I AM TO NICE?????? WTF????? ADDICTED TO PEIRCINGS AND ANY ADDRENALIN SPORT... LOVE ANYTHING ON WHEELS..PREFERABLY A YZ426..... THATS JUST SEX ON WHEELS.... ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANNA KNOW, JUST ASK.... LATER You have a sexual IQ of 134
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
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My Interests

ANYTHING ON WHEELS.... MOTORBIKES, MOUNTAINBIKES, BMX, FAST CARS, BLONDES... AND IVE GOT AN ADDICTION FOR PIERCINGS, WHICH HAS NOW GONE UP TO 10?????
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: MARK
Birthday: 15 MAY 1981
Birthplace: GERMISTON, JHB
Current Location: LONDON
Eye Color: BROWN/GREEN
Hair Color: BLONDE
Height: NOT TO SURE..
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: HUH???
The Shoes You Wore Today: ETTNIES.... WICKED SHOES
Your Weakness: MOTORBIKES, MOUNTAINBIKES, PEIRCINGS, TATTOOS AND BLONDES...
Your Fears: GETTING OLD AND WEARING THOSE GRAMPA SOCKS... HA HA, AND DYING BEFORE MY MOTHER
Your Perfect Pizza: ANY PIZZA FROM ENZO'S ON THE SOUHT COAST, SCOTTBURGH
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: RIDE MY NEW UNICYCLE AND ANOTHER PEIRCING
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: DONT HAVE ONE..
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK, IM GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK....
Your Best Physical Feature: GONNA HAVE TO ASK A FEMALE THAT
Your Bedtime: WHENEVER IM TIRED... BOUT 12ISH
Your Most Missed Memory: IVE GOT A BAD MEMORY.... MISS SOME PEOPLE BACK HOME..
Pepsi or Coke: COKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD'S!!!!!!!!!
Single or Group Dates: JUST HAVING A DATE WOULD BE GREAT!!! HA HA HA, NOT THAT BOTHERED, DEPENDS IF SHE'S ROMANTIC OR NOT??
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NONE
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: CAPPUCCINO
Do you Smoke: YES
Do you Swear: FUCK YEAH
Do you Sing: ONLY WHEN IM PISSED
Do you Shower Daily: HELL YES
Have you Been in Love: YES
Do you want to go to College: ALREADY BEEN
Do you want to get Married: YES
Do you belive in yourself: WITH SOMETHINGS , YES
Do you get Motion Sickness: SOMETIMES
Do you think you are Attractive: A LITTLE BIT....
Are you a Health Freak: FUCK NO, JUNK FOOD RULES
Do you get along with your Parents: YES
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM, VERY ROMANTIC SETTING
Do you play an Instrument: A LITTLE
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: IS THE POPE CATHOLIC???
In the past month have you Smoked: TO MUCH...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NEVA
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NO
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: DONT EAT FISH
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: CANT BE DUMPED IF I DONT HAVE A LADY
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: TO COLD IN THIS PLACE...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NEVA
Ever been Drunk: RETORICAL QUESTION!!!!!!
Ever been called a Tease: HA HA HA, YES, ALL THE TIME BACK HOME..
Ever been Beaten up: NO
Ever Shoplifted: NO
How do you want to Die: QUICKLY, WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: PERFECT HUSBAND AND FATHER
What country would you most like to Visit: ALL OVER THE WORLD
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: N/A
Favourite Hair Color: BLONDE
Short or Long Hair: N/A
Height: AVERAGE???
Weight: AVERAGE
Best Clothing Style: SOMETHING THAT SHE FEELS COMFORTABLE IN
Number of Drugs I have taken: NOTHING
Number of CDs I own: NONE
Number of Piercings: 8
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOTHING, I WOULDNT BE WHERE I AM TODAY IF I REGRET THE PAST?????

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I'd like to meet:

BRITNEY MURPHY, TARA REID(FIRST), TRAVIS PASTRANA, MIKE METZGER, TIM''FUZZY''HALL, SEBASTION LOEB, DAVID BLANE!!!! JEREMY MCGRATH, MIKE JONES, RUSSEL BRAND?? HA HA

How Good In Bed Are You?

Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored :

92% which makes you Excellent


You are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for more

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FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
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1. How old are you? 24-26
2. What is your sexual orientation? Straight
3. Have you ever given someone oral sex? Sure I have
4. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes, of course
5. How many sexual partners have you had? No Answer
6. What is your pubic hair style? All natural
7. What kind of underwear do you wear? None
8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos? Yes, been in them
9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area? Nope, I am modest
10. Do you watch porn? Yes, of course. Who hasn't?
11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex? Yes, been watched, but never watched others
12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants? About 8 inches
13. Have you ever expirimented with another man? No, I'm straight as can be
14. What is your favorite sexual position? Girl on top
15. Are you circumcised? No I am not
16. What gets you off fastest? Intercourse
17. How often do you masturbate? About once a week
18. Have you ever had multiple partners at once? Yes, a threesome
19. Have you ever paid for sex? Nope, never
20. When did you lose your virginity? 15-16 years Old
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Music:

PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING THAT PLAYS BUT I LOVE BLOODHOUNDGANG,BLINK182,LOST PROPHETS, 28DAYS, PINK, AVRIL LAVIGNE,GREENDAY,OFFSPRING,ETC.. I ENJOY MY PUNK ROCK STUFF... I am 34% White Trash.
.. The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense. Take the
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Movies:

ANY COMEDY..... OR CARTOONS?? ED EDD AND EDDY.... THEY ROCK!!!!!!!!... Dysfunctional Care Bear
Tramp Bear
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Television:

COMEDY!!! ANY COMEDY, LIKE THE SIMPSONS, TWO AND A HALF MEN, MY FAMILY,MY NAME IS EARL, THE SIMPSONS, SCRUBS FAULTY TOWERS, MR BEAN,...
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Books:

HUH????????
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Heroes:

CAREY HART!!!!! FREAK ON A MOTORBIKE AND HE GOT TO MARRY PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am 79% Promiscuous.
.. I am never satisfied. I spend most of the time getting some or figuring out how to get some. It's why we were put here. Something that feels that good should done often and for long periods of time. Take the
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You are The Flash The Flash 100% Superman 80% Iron Man 80% Supergirl 75% Robin 75% Spider-Man 70% Wonder Woman 65% Batman 60% Catwoman 60% Green Lantern 55% Hulk 30% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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My Blog

HORNY OR SHY???? YOUR CHOICE!!!!

WHY ARE SOME PEOPLE SO SHY  ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS???????????? SAY WOT FEEL...... NO1 WILL NO HOW U FEEL UNTILL YOU LET IT OUT????? PEOPLE ARE VERY SHY WHEN IT COMES TO THEIR SEXUAL FEELINGS ASWELL...
Posted by MARK on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 03:59:00 PST