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About Me

HELLO Boris bastardoff here, I'm a single half crazed nimcompoop. I'm a exellent cook(former french chef) and like very much to meet ALL OF YOU I especially love WOMEN just because men don't do anything for me especially. I was married for a long time(19years) and am now quite the fish out of water. I am very much a smart ass very much indeed. I love music and pretty much all things of a sensual nature. arty farty totally fascinated with life on planet earth. tender hearted great hands(NO JOKE) quite conversant about the mothership earth so drop a line or your drawers(I'm a nurses aid so nosurprises here) please write please do come join the fray. I really just love people and animals(I'm a regular dr.doolittle i do like to do little as possible on here) I can talk about most things and lie about the rest. two shows daily early morn and late at night after my shift. I've been told i'm good for digestion.. MUCH LOVE AS ALWAYS MICHAEL AT YOUR SERVICE.

My Interests

galleries,politics, movies(all)above all Washington D.C.charlie chaplin food funny people helping people(i really like this)kids AA

I'd like to meet:

smart aleck(assed)women particularly winsome(great word)witty and funn. able to spell would be good. Bill Clinton,John Edwards,Any famous woman named Martha,Mary,Hillary,Virginia pretty much any dog cat animal mineral or vegetable. I don't really give a crap I pretty much like something about everybody.Hortense is a good name too. If you have something to say say it I'll listen and joust(great word number three I'm on a roll)But I digress(overused word). Love Michael cameron diaz would be nice to meet so would emily proctor

Music:

delbert Mclinton, johnny cash,kinky freidman,roy orbison,motzart,robert parker, link wray, reo speed wagon, cheap trick, randy travis, Elvis(for sure),Danny Gatton,anybody who can really play, preservation hall bands,harp music,

Movies:

Anything my son Walter likes he's my entertainment director.I also like silent movies.

Television:

west wing Three Stooges Dog the bounty hunter,Meet the Depressed,any poitcal show,CSI(I ONLY HAVE 5 CHANNELSON MY TV PBS

Books:

spenser novels, big book,all of F. Scott Fitzgerald,Dickens,Emmet Fox, Robert Frost, Dr. wayne dyer,the big book and websters dictionary all the words are in there its cool as hell

Heroes:

Robert Kennedy, Ernie Banks People who can really write(jack london) Strong women(always been an influence in life)

My Blog

hopeful definition

I wrote the best blog and just lost it. Dam this traffice jam. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok well keep going. Hope is the topic of sorts. The Websters defininiton is desi...
Posted by michael on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:44:00 PST

Nothing

Hello friends time to unload the wagon again. Tally ho the sled is too heavy must SURRENDER to the process. What process why the unloading the the bailing of the foul smelling water round ...
Posted by michael on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 08:17:00 PST

Teradachdyl in repose

I sometimes come here to make the inside rain go away. I had a God thing happen the other day and it haunts me so I need this release. I had a resident come back to us the other day Terada...
Posted by michael on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:30:00 PST

a man called horses

Hi welcome to the Ass family chronicles my name is Horses Ass and I'll be the narrator this evening. This is a work of fiction and all persons herein are only slightly resembling people real or ...
Posted by michael on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 07:17:00 PST

The results of patience

Hello out there. You there come here don't be afraid I have a story for you so sit down take your socks off its summertime and the lemonade is good here. I once knew a man who lost everyth...
Posted by michael on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 06:13:00 PST

Jabberwocky II

On this day in history my day june 9 Donald Duck was born Charles Dickens died and the Mormon Church ended the practice of not letting Black Men become priests. Seemingly random events I think n...
Posted by michael on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 08:06:00 PST

why is there a ceramic fish hanging from my ceiling

Greetiings from Hooterville beware the jabberwocky has been loosed again. What is a Jabberwocky (not to get sidetracked from the subject which is I DON"T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!) (do you like mus...
Posted by michael on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 07:57:00 PST

a blo with no name

I've been avoiding writing on here don't know why so I'm gonna write and find out where the rabbit trail leads. My work feels different now I think its because I'm not learning much and I have n...
Posted by michael on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 09:00:00 PST

what's your defining moment

I just read the obituary of Kurt Vonnegut thanks to my friend J.C. Brown notable Akronite and eurdite author on here and elsewhere. And a phrase in it always catches my eye when I read it&...
Posted by michael on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:38:00 PST

Ordinary Miracles

I lost a friend today I watched over him all day until 9;30 when he just stopped. Its like a watching a watch the breathing up and down the last downbeat and then silence. The semi-od...
Posted by michael on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST