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Alexandorf

alexvita

About Me

HAY GUISE! I'm about entertaining myself for the most part. I try to crack myself up, and often do. If you're nearby and happen to be amused by it, fantastic. If not, well, you're probably a dick.

My Interests

Playing pitch, pitching, NFL, NFLing, MLB, independent wrestling (not WWE/TNA televised stu-... you know, it's just easier to tell you to shut up), wrestlinging, drinking. Procrastinating horribly on collegiate assignments. Pwning thine n00bz0rz on XBox Live. Doing stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Benny Lava

Music:

Metal. Selective rap and hiphop. More of a sports radio, standup comedian live at whatever on CD type of guy. And no, not Dane Cook. That guy fucking sucks.

Movies:

Honestly, who's out there on MaiSpace that woke up today and said "I wonder what movies Alex likes?"

Television:

Patriots games, Scrubs, RedSox games, Hell's Kitchen, Prisonbreak, Metalocalypse, Countdown with Keith Olbermann and the majority of the Adult Swim lineup other than Sunday. What they did to their Sunday programming is just... mean. It's like they're mad at the viewers for making them successful. I mean, Tim And Eric are funny? They keep claiming that people love them, but these people are like Hillary supporters. I hear they exist, but I've never met one.

Books:

I'm a huge fan of whatever college book I'm supposed to be reading right now. Feel free to contact me and discuss it, making sure you include a thorough breakdown of its contents for me.

My Blog

Windows Vista

Well, my top of the line, purty looking laptop came today. Hooray. Light, fast, sharp looking, has one of those little thingumbobbers where you can sign in by scanning your fingerprint, cool shit. Tra...
Posted by Alexandorf on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:37:00 PST

PC Tools Antivirus : Beware

For starters, why is there no "computers" Category for blogs on here? That's stupid. It also has very little to do with this blog, so lets move on.To my readers, unlike my other blogs, I actually hope...
Posted by Alexandorf on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:56:00 PST

I Got Owned by Foxs Marketing Team

The marketing genius’ behind Fox deserve one hell of a bonus tomorrow morning. That advertising campaign was nothing short of brilliant. Not American Idol, fuck that shit. The Moment Of Truth. I...
Posted by Alexandorf on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:08:00 PST

How To Shave A Beard : A Documentary

Well, it’s starting to get warm again. Having a burly beard I’ve been rocking since halfway through the football season was getting a little uncomfortable. So, after about 40 minutes of ha...
Posted by Alexandorf on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:59:00 PST

Scion Hako Coupe - AHHH MY EYES

Check this newest addition to the Scion line out. You know those ugly, four wheeled cardboard boxes you see driving around now? You look at them and say "so that’s a Scion huh.... what a stupid ...
Posted by Alexandorf on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:02:00 PST

Rollin Hard : Why Always The Good Guys?

If you can find somebody in the United States who’s over the age of 5 and isn’t familiar with the word "cancer", I’ll give you 50 bucks right now. Well, no I won’t, but point b...
Posted by Alexandorf on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:50:00 PST

A brief collegiate whine

I’ve been getting this from an alarmingly high number of people recently. It might be the dumbest question you can ask on a college campus. Well, actually, when the prof was going over the Celes...
Posted by Alexandorf on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:55:00 PST

Cat Mario

This is by far the most evil side scroller ever made. I'm currently halfway through level four (the last level) at -236, aka I've died 238 times.... check it out, you'll laff, you'll cry. At least 5 t...
Posted by Alexandorf on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 09:05:00 PST

RedSox Post Late Rally to Edge Out Boston College

Check it out here, the full story.http://stuffedhandturkey.blogspot.com/
Posted by Alexandorf on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:05:00 PST

Lewinsky turns 34

Amazing, isn't it? Seems like it was just yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees, putting everything in her mouth.
Posted by Alexandorf on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:02:00 PST