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About Me

This profile was edited with "A Sense of Humor" and should NOT be taken siriusly...at all. However, you can take the whores list siriusly, because they're so damned whorey.

Listen to "Whatever with Alexis and Jennifer" on Sirius Satellite Radio (Channel 112) from 5-7 PM...drive time!

Click here to listen to Martha, Alexis, and Jennifer bash that freaky bitch Donald Trump.

Terroriste de la semaine:

Tran Coulter

Click here for information on KFC's killer practices
Click here for information on global warming

Click here to go to MarthaStewart.com
Click here to go to MarthaFlowers.com
Click here to go to Sirius.com. Sirius is great...get it. Only $12.95/month

My Interests

The presumed interests of Alexis include: Sirius Satellite Radio, roasting nuts, skipping, baking, schtupping, yoga...

Watch Alexis make caramel popcorn...it's fascinating:
Caramel Popcorn Part 1

Caramel Popcorn Part 2

I'd like to meet:

Fellow angry, bitter people with evil senses of humor.

The perfect sperm! Where is it?

Listen to a really, really Exciting Interview With the Spawn of Martha. Siriusly, it's so amazing.

I'd like to meet Breesus, a lot.

Introducing the Senatewhores:

Music:

Kate Bush
Kate Smith
Kate O'Loopy Hippy
Kate Hudson

Movies:

Waiting for Guffman:

The Freedom Poncho Lives Forever

While You Were Sleeping

An Inconvenient Truth
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Climatecrisis.net

Television:

Martha. Watch it on NBC Daytime, Monday-Friday

Heroes:

Martha Stewart

My Blog

Meh

Meh. Mommy, make me some soup.
Posted by AlexisNexis on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 04:27:00 PST