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Sandys Best Friend Forever Is Kate!!!!!!1111111111

Sandy Red Monday Is Sandtastic!

About Me


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[Marital Status] me and kev are in the llloooveee boat
[Shoe size] 13 ¼
[Parents still together] yes duhhh
[Siblings] frock and my cousin candy
[Pets] my dog potsticker my goldfish dinky and my cat sphincter
FAVORITES
[Color] brown the color of poopie
[Number] 69 baby
[Animal] dog dudes
[Drinks] ass juice
[Soda] excuse me???!!!!
[Book] "lets take a look into poop"
[Flower] semen bloom
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] uh no i am a beautiful blonde bitches
[Twirl your hair?] hell no fuck stick
[Have tattoos?] me and madrid are going to get bunnies tatooed on our asses
[Play Sports?] wheelchair races!!! yyyaaaa
[Cheat on tests/homework?] no i am in a special class i get lots of help hehehe
[DSmoke/Drink?] fuck yeah beazy
[Like roller coasters?] oh yes except for the time when i did the throw up on the people in front of me (they werent too happy about it)
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] no i like the biggest little city in the world bitches and gentlemen
[Want more piercings?] umm maybe my butt
[Like cleaning?] uhh fuck that shit i am a dirrty bitch
[Write in cursive or print?] i have really bad handwritinhgn
[Own a web cam?] no poop head what are you thining
[Know how to drive?] fuck that shit i ran my car into my mommas bedroom and she slapped me silly
[Own a cell phone?] noo i cant own expensive things i break all of them
[Ever get off the damn computer?] shut up you fuck face
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] yes and i knocked that bitch the fuck out
[Considered a life of crime?] uhh what poopy head
[Considered being a hooker?] uhh i am a hooker 25 cents a fuck any volunteers????
[Lied to someone?] no sandy red monday dont lie
[Been in love?] yes with my lovely kevin
[Made out with JUST a friend?] with my dog ...does that count????
[Been in lust?] umm sandy doesnt understand
[Used someone] thesse questions are hard
[Been used?] nnnnoooooo
[Been cheated on?] nnno i hate these questions
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] fuck yeah i kick my self in the nuts all the time
[Stolen anything?] nosafpesrwgtregtretgre
[Held a gun] a water gun???
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] knee socks a diaper and a turtle neck
[Current mood] smelly
[Current taste] poopy
[What you currently smell like] poops
[Current hair] curly blonded
[Current thing I ought to be doing] going poopie
[Current cd in stereo] i stink
[Last book you read] lets take a look into poop
[Last movie you saw] gay pornography with madrid
[Last thing you ate] poopie
[Last person you talked to on the phone] kevin
[Do drugs?] i only do the feces
[Believe there is life on other planets?] yes my friend nankobado lives on jupiter
Remember your first love?] the kev man
[Still love him/her?] yes uhh duuh we are going to sex tonight on the slide at the park
[Read the newspaper?] no
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] no shiznit
[Believe in miracles?] yes i am a miracle
[Do well in school?] nooo my teacher says that is only because i am soo special
[Wear hats] yeah i like my leprocan hats
[Hate yourself?] no sandy loves her self and so does jesus and kevin
[Have an obsession?] poop
[Collect anything?] undies
[Have a best friend?] candy and kevin
[Close friends?] my ass
[Like your handwriting?] nhgjgdrwtgre eat me
[Care about looks] yeah i dont associate with ugly people
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] kevin
[First kiss] my dog
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] yeah shut up i hate these questions
[Do you believe in "the one?"] my undies are stained with shit smear
[Are you a tease?] yeah my tittes are soo hot
[Too shy to make the first move?] no me and kevin are gonna SEX TONIGHT
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] yes i dream abbout feces all day
[Bitch/Asshole] i love ass holes
[sarcastic] no
[Angel] hell yeah bitch
[Devil] fuck that shit butch
[Shy] no way
[Talkative] yes that is why everyone loves sandy red monday
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Hii my name is sandy red monday i am 16 years old i am in a special classroom at a special school.i have a sister named tami and also a goldfish and a cat and a dog named potsticker!!! he loves everyone.uuuhhh i really like to put peoples shoes on and put their socks on and tie their shoes so that their shoes dont fall off. i like to sing the song home on the range.i like to go to church i like to go poopie and lick my dog and call my best friends and chat with them until they hang up on me haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i need to sneeze hold on well i got to go finger paint if anyone has any qwuestionds about me just ask huuuuu.i also have an EXTREMEMLY smelly butt : )Get Your Own Voice Player Manage this is how you leave a voice comment for all the dummies who cant figure it out.....call this number1(641)985-7800and then dial *882979and then leave your comment and then they will give directions on how to save the comment so it sends to my profilevagina
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My Interests

poopie,i like lobsters but not to eat just to play with i think it is soo mean that people boil them but anyway they are soo funny and cute : )that is Dave and Babes wedding yo isnt that tight!!even kate was there!that the love of my life,Kevin aka kev man,he is anime fantastic : ) kevs muscles turn me on so much!!!! this is my cousin candy ,isnt she hot??!!! this is madrid aka larz he is effing adorable! me and dave and shanny!!!arent we effing hot!!! this is sphincter!!i need to get a better photo yo!but he looks effing cute in his stroller here! here is the adorable potsticker! sandy loves her animals!!!!

I'd like to meet:

KATE!!!!!!!DAVE!!!!!!!!!!JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.i would also like to meet my ass hole

Music:

my butt hurts

Movies:

Finger Painting,,um onions,nickles )

Television:

the golden girls, desperate housewives

Books:

MOBY DICK,lets take a look into poop

Heroes:

my dog potsticker,ass wipes KATE IS ME HERO!!!! kate,you will be sandys best friend forever! sandy loves her big sister shanny green thursady soo much! sandy loves joe chaetreuse friday soooo much! this is kate my best friend ever !!!she is mega great and i love her!!! hottie steve,what a sweetie! me and me best friend kate having a wonnnderrrffuulll night!

My Blog

New friends with day of the week/color names

ok so i had all of my friend and day of the week figured out,but some bitch,i am not going to say who,was extremely rude to sandy and sandy removed them from my day of the week/color names list immedi...
Posted by Sandys Best Friend Forever Is Kate!!!!!!1111111111 on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 08:31:00 PST

different kinds of poopie (very interesting) please read

The Poop Name List The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what y...
Posted by Sandys Best Friend Forever Is Kate!!!!!!1111111111 on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 05:26:00 PST

Harry Potter Convention!!!!!!!!!

hey everyone whats pooping??this is sandy and here is my blog about the harry potter convention and other things in my adventure: so me and kev man and candy and madrid woke up and we were sooo excite...
Posted by Sandys Best Friend Forever Is Kate!!!!!!1111111111 on Wed, 31 May 2006 01:39:00 PST

sexin at the park

ok this is the story about last night when me and my new boyfriend ,kevin sexed at the park!!! so we met up at the park and then we started to kiss butt i got my lip stuck on his braces and i yelled "...
Posted by Sandys Best Friend Forever Is Kate!!!!!!1111111111 on Fri, 19 May 2006 01:36:00 PST