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Ally

friendly ghost

About Me


~~ Sometimes you need to be alone and on an island ~~
~~ Trapped by a tranquil sea that keeps you stranded there ~~
~~ Nobody's forcing you to join them in their madness ~~
~~ Nobody's telling you you need to be elsewhere ~~
~Friend
Greetings, human. These are things I like and do. Pay attention!
Keyboards/piano hammering
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Stimulating, yet puerile conversation
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Clinging desperately to my immaturity
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Habitual monging
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Gigs 'n festies
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Family gatherings
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Ale/Vodka/Decent lager
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Late nights
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Sleeping for Britain
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My cat and other felines
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Herb and tea
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Self sufficient introspection
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Piles of 'pooter games
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Masquerading, as some say, as a 'chavvy greebo crusty hippie goth with emotional tendencies'
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Howling at tense Street Fighter matches with the collective
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Long-haul flights
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Cycling
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Applauding drunken efforts of MC Hammer dancing
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A weapon called the word
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Warhammer 40k (just the concept, before you start!)
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Cheap, intoxicated nights of social mayhem
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Film marathons and exhaustive discussion therein.
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Chaos ball
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Attempting to maintain stoic lefty benevolence in the face of Earth's dark legions of greedy spackers
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Geeking out with online gaming exploits of the utmost frantic and intricate kind
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Chilling with my buggernut compadres
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Aliens (the carapaced Giger ones ja?)
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Music, music, and more music (with a side order of music)
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Spoonerisms
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Sailing, occasionally
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Hours in front of this thing
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Chasing lmaoborghinis in my lollercopter, firing imo-piercing bullets from my Winchester rofl
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Smiling wistfully at various cadres of skies, preferably to reflective aural ambience
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Trying to provide support and reason to kind folk in the midst of tormentful logistical and/or emotional maelstroms
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Talking complete bollocks and covering it up with Dawson's Creek-esque pseudo-intellect
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Dusty pubs
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Rain/mistwalking
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Trying to remove obstacles as they appear and not looking too far ahead, lest I stumble before I'm there
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Being a slight irritant to many with my stark uninterest in sports and most motorised vehicles
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All things Levellish
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Watching in horror as my nieces slowly become more spatially aware and grammatically coherant
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Finally, most importantly in life - crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentation of their women
And now, stuff :

'hyper-sparrow!'

Give them your time :

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

100% of all people. Feel free to kick me with words if you think we'll get on!

Music:

I'll be hearing music 'til the day I die - the sentiments of the last song that I heard stays with me as if I'd written every word.
"Come On"
"Collateral Damage"
"Bottled"
"Lost To Apathy"
"Orpheus"
"Purity"
"Not A Crime"
"This Is Music"
"Karmacoma"
Also...
Atari Teenage Riot
Archive
Gomez
Concord Dawn
Eels
Jimi Hendrix
Aphex Twin
Future Sound Of London
The Stone Roses
Prodigy
Björk
Gorillaz
Pantera
Fear Factory
Goldfrapp
Fun Lovin' Criminals
Dethklok
System Of A Down
Fantomas
Goldfinger
Propellerheads
Grandaddy
Rev Hammer
Wumpscut
DJ Shadow
Primal Scream
Beastie Boys
Hypocrisy
Nile
Nobuo Uematsu/The Black Mages
Soilwork
Biffy Clyro
Mogwai
Pitchshifter
Gojira
Air
Lacuna Coil
McDermott's Two Hours
Arch Enemy
Technical Itch
Dredg
Lamb Of God
Sigur Ros
Lovage
Slayer
Junkie XL
Radiohead
UNKLE
Akira Yamaoka
Beatles
CKY
Idlewild
36 Crazyfists
Leftfield
At The Drive-In
Dimmu Borgir
Chemical Brothers
Zero 7
Oasis
Strapping Young Lad
Chimaira
Layo & Bushwacka
The Dandy Warhols
Mindless Self-Indulgence
Dillinger Escape Plan
Horse The Band
Children Of Bodom
Thievery Corporation
Dreadzone
Incubus
The Mars Volta
Blur
Ooberman
Roni Size
Arch Enemy
Cooper Temple Clause
Deftones
Jurassic 5
Alice In Chains
Portishead
VAST
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Muse
30 Seconds To Mars
Nine Inch Nails
AiM
Underworld
Death In Vegas
Coldplay
The Pixies
Super Furry Animals
Röyksopp
Dub Pistols
Opeth
McDermott's Two Hours

Movies:

Kooky, overbudgeted, comedic piles of pseudo-highbrow sci-fi rubbish. Mostly.

Also... All the Aliens/Predators/Evil Deads
Lord Of The Rings
Die Hard
Hot Fuzz
Terminator/T2
Chasing Amy
Fight Club
The Descent
Silent Hill
The Usual Suspects
Pitch Black
Chronicles Of Riddick
American Psycho
Ong Bak
Rambo: First Blood
Tristam Shandy
Tremors
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
Apocalypse Now
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Reign Of Fire
Full Metal Jacket
Trainspotting
Dogma
Total Recall
Jurassic Park
Starship Troopers
300
Grave Of The Fireflies
Event Horizon
Animatrix
Pan's Labyrinth
Se7en
51st State
Ninja Scroll
Commando
A Scanner Darkly
Clerks
Batman Begins
Super Troopers
Ghost In The Shell
Human Traffic
The Godfather
Dawn Of The Dead
Spirited Away
Natural Born Killers
Children Of Men
The Machinist
Jarhead
24 Hour Party People
100% of Jackie Chan!
Games Aliens Versus Predator II
Dawn Of War - Winter Assault - Dark Crusade
Street Fighter Alpha III
Final Fantasies
Quake
Silent Hill II
Deus Ex
Jedi Academy
StarCraft
GTAs
Quake
Doom
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
God Of War

Television:

Trailer Park Boys
Spaced
Samurai Jack
Garth Merenghi's Darkplace
X-Files
Bottom
Frasier
Black Books
Jackass
The Office
Jam
My Name Is Earl
Monty Python
Top Gear
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Metalocalypse
120 Minutes
Weebl & Bob
Dirty Sanchez
The Young Ones
QI
South Park
I'm Alan Partridge
Reno 911
National Geographic/Discovery
Saxondale
Green Wing
Lost
Planet Earth
Futurama

Books:

Eisenhorn
Inquisition War
Andromeda Strain
Discworld(s)
Things My Girlfriend And I Argue About
Dark Portal
Crystal Prison
Final Reckoning
The Alchemist's Cat
Lord Of The Rings
Jurassic Park
Conquest For Armageddon
Dope Stories
Timeline
Dance Before The Storm
Let The Galaxy Burn
Googlewhack
Grey Knights
Adrian Mole Age 13 3/4
Sin City
MAD
300
Dark Horse Aliens/Predator stuff
Lord Of The Flies

Heroes:



My Blog

Tattoo

Finally! Someone's managed to concoct two symbols I've been wanting as a tattoo for bloody ages. Looks fucking ace if I don't say so myself.Luvly jubly. The white bits will be my pallid skin, there wo...
Posted by Ally on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:32:00 PST

'unanswerable questions' my arse.

I once received a forwarded email that presented some questions that supposedly had no answers. I felt compelled to dismiss this as bollocks. The result in my reply :"Why do we press harder on a remot...
Posted by Ally on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:04:00 PST

Beautiful Days 2006

incredible! all british festival lovers have to go to this thing next year, whether you like the music or not (which you should anyway, stinking philistines!).- 7.4 suicider at £2.40 a pint, check- ab...
Posted by Ally on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:59:00 PST

return of the mac

I have returned, to this excellently diverse flatbed for ridiculously awful profiles and ego drainsfoolish samurai.
Posted by Ally on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 05:35:00 PST