Eating - this is my #1 pastime and I am passionate in my pursuit of it. Next comes sleeping, I am currently working on elevating laziness from a skill to an artform.Boxes ...... I must mention boxes, I think I may have a fetish for them, cos I cannot stay away from them. See box, gotta try and haul my ass into it, no matter how big or small it might be. Licking my willy, this is something else I derive a certain amount of satisfaction from, mainly cos I can. I have also recently developed a thing for sleeping inside pillow cases (shams), I dunno where it came from, but it sure scared the shit out of dad the first time the pillow kicked him in the ear.
Girls, I like the ladies, some folks think I am a bit of a charmer ....... to be honest, I only want two things offa them though, FOOD and ATTENTION. I also want to meet the bastid that invented showers ........... and rip his fookin eyeballs out .......... Do you have ANY idea how annoying it is to be in the middle of exploring the shower cubicle .......... then all of a sudden it starts pissin down with cold water. Talk about the ultimate in indignities, I had to fookin RUN to get out of there .... bastid horrible things showers.
Don't really care as long as it does NOT wake me up
Anything that my human likes cos it means I get a lap to lie in and a free hand to scratch my ears.
As above, as long as it DOES NOT interfere with my feeding schedule.
Anything that is big enough to lay my fat ass on so the person trying to read it notices I have scratching and lovin up needs happening.
My dad, cos he feeds me, cleans out my shitbox, lets me sleep on his pillow (at least till he wakes up with a face full of kitty hair). The people that make cat food and cat litter, you cant have one without the other so they rock as well.