I am Figabutt. |
I am Figabutt.
I had a good day today.
I slept on THE BED and I wouldn't have even gotten busted 'cept for stupid Ava came home from work a little early and I was snoring on her pillow.
She was too ti...
Posted by Figaro on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:09:00 PST |
I did stuff today. |
I have an "ACTIVITY CENTRE" in the living room. It's Ava's attempt to get me to lose a little weight, be a little more active and shit like that.
I have a thing with a thing sticking out of it that wo...
Posted by Figaro on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:13:00 PST |
Crap Sandwich |
I couldn't take a crap. I'd been trying for 3 days now, and it was like I had a bunch of bricks in my gut.
I scooched my ass on the carpet for a good hour on Saturday night, and still nothin...
Posted by Figaro on Tue, 16 May 2006 08:40:00 PST |
That's right. Cat is back. |
I chew plastic. I have a driving, unstoppable need to get my jaws around a nice big IGA shopping bag. I slime it up, choke on it, and then leave plastic coated cat puke all up and down the hallway. It...
Posted by Figaro on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:48:00 PST |
Predator vs. Prey |
Hello.
I've been a busy cat, and I didn't have access to a computer for a long goddamned time hence the no-bloggy bloggy.
Things are good, I suppose. We finally got rid of that retarded rabbit that wa...
Posted by Figaro on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 08:57:00 PST |
Rory- this is for you. |
I have the worst urinary tract infection in the world right now. Of course, I can't pee worth shit (pee/shit?) and Ava fell all to pieces over it and rushed me TO THE VET where they knocked me out and...
Posted by Figaro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Update |
Alright you assholes, here I am.
Yes, it's true. Ava quit her Myspace account. She thought it was creepy. I don't think it's creepy, just because I'm never allowed outside and can't make any real fr...
Posted by Figaro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Insert Emo song title here. |
Ava came home last night and fell asleep at 7:00pm, forgetting to go buy me my goddamned cat food. I've only got a few measly kibbles left in my bowl.
You know, I don't care that she's just ended a 5...
Posted by Figaro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Eat Shit, Celine. |
I hate the heat. I spent the entire day yesterday passed out in front of the crappy bite-sized fan that the Newmans insist on putting in their living room. That is one moot fan. When I sit in front of...
Posted by Figaro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Ha |
So Ava has hit an all time low. She has accepted an offer to be a shooter girl at a Harley Davidson/Hells Angels rally in Drumheller this weekend. She's under the impression that she'll make all sorts...
Posted by Figaro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
