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helen rollerskates

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About Me

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My Interests

I really like: Swimming in the sea. Kites, kite flying and talking about becoming a professional kite flyer My job Proving my theory that you either like milkshakes AND popcorn. Or neither. Hillary and Tara ............................................................ ............................................................ .............. I really don’t like: When people give you a running commentary on their lives ‘I need a wee, then I’m going to get a glass of water, then I’m going to put some lipgloss on.’ You need to shut up now. Supersize animals. Drunk cunt tramps that call me anti-social. Having to change the scart lead from the dvd to the freeview box. Not knowing when I’m going to be able to live in Japan.

I'd like to meet:

mainly just michelle heaton...

Music:

this fortnight I like listening to new lcd soundsystem, fleetwood mac, gruff rhys, the shins and on a night like this by kylie minogue.

Television:

laguna beach, vicar of dibley and i wish they'd repeat that programme about the bouncers in bristol, 'stay in the car paul'

Books:

a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, the unbearable lightness of being, the odyssey, the wind-up bird chronicle, a million little pieces, new york trilogy, the god of small things, the great gatsby, the wasteland

My Blog

quizzity quiz lets do a quiz. please

1. Where were you when it turned 2006?I was in the place that used to be the escape in brighton with some very good people. Twatted. Audio. Thats what its called now. 2. How did you get the idea for ...
Posted by helen rollerskates on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 09:56:00 PST

i just...

opened a can of lemon citrus spring (though in truth I wanted lime), but the sound of it opening was too hollow. you didn't have to push hard enough, and there wasn't that nice little fizzsplash to go...
Posted by helen rollerskates on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 06:29:00 PST

it's maundy thursday today...

and I am hungover as an actual bastardcunt. I have to pretend not to be cause i am supposed to be in newquay, and was supposed to be on a flight, which i missed. i sat in the airport for an hour thou...
Posted by helen rollerskates on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:33:00 PST

Magazine watch number 5 (for Tom)

Happy magazine is a magazine written for cunts, by cunts. There is not one thing in that vile piece of dross i want to own. And thy use terms like Hoxtonesque haricuts. Richard Desmond, get to fuck. ...
Posted by helen rollerskates on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 08:13:00 PST

i never knew that...

Nancy Sinatra was Frank's daughter, i thought they were married. Thank heavens for Stars in their Eyes. Cat Deeley is looking very rexic these days, and Tony Slattery is going to have the biggest cry ...
Posted by helen rollerskates on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 01:18:00 PST

the grosest picture i have seen today...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK. and wrong. you just know he makes her call him daddy...ooooh and did anyone watch footballers wives last night??? amazing...
Posted by helen rollerskates on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:42:00 PST

I'm pretty much done with christmas...

so i done a quiz. Im not going to put it on a bulletin cause eveyone will think im a cunt. and really it's only for my own personal catharsism, zing. redstone might read it, but it aint nothing new, a...
Posted by helen rollerskates on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 03:02:00 PST

You need to know that superdrug has opened on charing cross road

Plus if you ever need making smile when you're in the centre point environment get sushi in the japanese shop underneath. £2 and good damn it. Also pick up some Pocky while you're in there. Then go t...
Posted by helen rollerskates on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 07:10:00 PST