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laura

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About Me

Tits, ass, pop music, eyeliner, heels, the trend, cheese. Ayeeeeeeet...

My Interests

I am rather interested in cheese. And drinking in old men's pubs. And buying old clothes. And also fabulous old magazines - The Face, Melody Maker, J17, Smash Hits, etc. It all sounds a bit 'old', doesn't it? Er, I do like The Modern Stuff as well...Things I don't like: Having no cheese in the fridge, beetroot, double chins, bad grammar and the inability to spell, phone bills, homework (by which I mean work that has to be done at home), schmindie, arguments, rubbish magazines.

I'd like to meet:

Elizabeth Berkley, Cheryl Tweedy, Giles Deacon, Samantha Fox, someone who can put up with my piano playing/humming/general witterings, your mum.

Music:

St Etienne, PSB, Girls Aloud, JC Chasez, Neneh Cherry, Annie, JT, Gwen, Bertine Zeltitz, Brother Beyond, Abba, Deuce, ABC, Bananarama, Blur, Bjork, The Carpenters, Cathy Dennis, Divine, Kelis, Kylie, Ladytron, Robyn, Jentina, Joni M, Fierce Girl, LCD Soundsystem, Long Blondes, Five Star, Gossip, Kim Wilde, Mel and Kim, Spagna, early Madonna, Rufus Wainwright, East 17, Menswear, The Smiths, Patrick Wolf, Paula Abdul, Pop!, Pixies, Prince, Pulp, Elastica, Sam Fox, 80's Brat Pack film soundtracks (Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Lost Boys - OK, so that's not Brat Pack but you know what I mean) Amanda Lepore, B52s, Trevor Horn, The Cardigans (early), The Reynolds Girls, Sonia, Sugababes, Transvision Vamp, W.I.T, Whitney...

Movies:

Porn.

Television:

Porn.

Books:

Porn.

Heroes:

Anna Forbes, Pete Waterman, Julie Burchill, Sauce, Andie Walsh, Kitty Elan, Nomi Malone, my mum.

My Blog

This weekend: yet another bloody barometer

UPDrinking wine that costs more than 2p or however much I usually spend on it. Nice wine=no hangover. Well, kind of.The last episode of The OC. When Summer gives Julie the locket with a picture of Mar...
Posted by laura on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:19:00 PST

Tick list

Things from my last list that I actually did:Kept my tights on. This is because Caroline has stolen my mojo. I wamt it back, please.The Cher workout video. Sadly, I also realised my body will never be...
Posted by laura on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:04:00 PST

Things I would like to do this week

" Watch Grindhouse. I don't know if it's out yet, but I heart Rose McGowan." Drink some pink wine in a park." Play pin the nipple tassle on the Showgirl poster. Factually amazing." The Cher workout vi...
Posted by laura on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:58:00 PST

The Chateau-M-actual-G

UPHandmirrors. Has anyone got one?Board games. Be a winner, be a winner, at the ga-aaaame of life.Saying: 'What are you wearing? Madonna's coming.' (See www.style.com)Pretending you're in a teen horro...
Posted by laura on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:28:00 PST

Emo: an evening of

Last night I went to see Fall Out Boy and became An Emo.Here are things that I learnt:" I have a larger head than Pete Wentz." Infact, most parts of my body are larger than Pete Wentz's." Emos like fi...
Posted by laura on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:33:00 PST

This weekend: an all-new barometer

UPAll-new amazing reality TV. Sons of Hollywood, Deadline, Grease is The Word... *faints with excitement*The Chateau Cheese Diet. I fully acknowldge the fact I'm going to put on at least a stone in th...
Posted by laura on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:11:00 PST

Things I have learnt in the past 24 hours

I'm about to namedrop. Get over it." Beth Ditto is factually the nicest, most fun girl in the world (apart from Sauce. And me.) And Hen - she loved my tshirt, btw." Pear cocktails will get you very dr...
Posted by laura on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:06:00 PST

I'm off

...to LA tomorrow. I know; I've basically told everyone about it a million times and yes, I'm a little bit smug about it. Here are some things that might happen while I'm there:" I will get annoyed th...
Posted by laura on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:04:00 PST

Some things worth noting

" Necking as much free white wine as is possible on a Monday night is not always such a good idea. Especially when you have a last minute cover story to write first thing the next morning." HOH's Pie ...
Posted by laura on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 08:32:00 PST

This weekend: a barometer

UP" Being ninety. Happy birthday, Grandad!" Managing *not* to blog about how annoyed you are with one of your best mates and therefore bitch about them in the style of a twelve-year-old. Must remember...
Posted by laura on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 04:05:00 PST