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Issy

Oooh, I hope she's got a prosthetic leg. We need more amputees in this magazine.

About Me

Hello! I'm Issy. I'm a really good freelance writer (available for shifts and commissions, etc etc), but when I'm not doing that, you can find me in my house in Balham, or in my home town of Fleet, drinking white wine and wearing legwarmers. Probably.

My Interests

Impractical shoes, gin, sushi, watching MTV in my pjs at 4am, indoor wall climbing, sexy boys (18+ please ...), Evil Dead 2, winning pub quizzes with my useless cheating team members, dog walking, Nightmare on Elm Street part 3, muffin making, reading glossy magazines, Spaced, hotpants, Beastie Boys records, Kevin Smith films, doing embarrassing white-girl dancing at gigs and festivals, spilling wine over people I like, J5, 80's horror films, writing off cars, Mr Scruff, travelling with Mr Green the stuffed parrot, confusing people with my rubbish Spanish, getting confused by Lost, making tea, drinking tea and shopping.

I'd like to meet:

People whose numbers and emails I've written down then lost, new friends, old friends, people who laugh at my jokes, people who don't laugh at my clothes, people who like drinking and dancing, people over 5ft 10, people who can give me free All Tomorrow's Parties tickets, people who have nice hair and read interesting books. And Bruce Campbell.

Books:

This week, I'm reading Wuthering Heights. It makes me want to sing the Kate Bush song, which must be terribly annoying for the other people on the tube.