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MOMMY THE SCROTCH

“A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever want

About Me

who am i ? well i dont know who are you??? the world is much to complex to simply state who you are... like its just words on a page or numbers tattooed on your arm.. but what am i about..i am about life..i am about finding things that make me smile or having the passion and drive to fight for the things that i hold dear ..for finding the things that make me tick..for finding reasons to roll out of bed in the morning and know that ME and only ME can make a difference in what I do with MY life.... i am about singing in the shower and the car and at work and everywhere else they will let me..for making up songs with peoples names..for pushing my daughter on the swings so high that she cant stop laughing...for making all the wrongs in my life rights...for eating what i want and not worring about where it will go...for holding onto grudges no longer...for accepting people for who they are...for finding a place where i truly belong...for one day having that house on a hill with a big tree like i have always wanted...i am about kissing my daughter on the cheek every night and checking on her 100 more times...i am about falling in love...I AM ABOUT LIFE!!!!
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My Interests

IF YOU ARE FUNNY I WANT TO BE YOUR LITTLE BUDDY..TELL ME A DIRTY STORY OR MAKE ME GIGGLE..THEN MAYBE ILL SHOW YOU MY PUSSY OR LET YOU CALL ME YOUR DIRTY LITTLE PLAY THING... YOU CANT PISS ME OFF UNLESS YOU FUCKING GET ME DELETED AGAIN...THEN ILL PUT THE SHIMMY CURSE ON YA...

I'd like to meet:


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net I AM A HUGE DORK SO I REALLY LIKE DORKY PEOPLE...THE PEOPLE THAT EXCITE ME THE MOST ARE THE ONES WHO ARE NOT AFRAID TO BE WHO THEY ARE AND KNOW THAT WITH EVERY BAD THING...ANAL SEX CAN FIX IT HE HE OH YA WHO DO I WANT TO MEET.... UM??????? MAYBE YOU.............. AND HIM!!!!!

Music:

i love the slackers :) yayyyyyy!!!!! I don't spend my summer times waiting for sunshine I like the nighttime I see my own line There inside the blue and rising summer moonlight A blinking blue light In your room, right.......... vic makes me so happy...and to make me even happier if that is possible.... DO THISif you want to make me happy put these 3 guys in one room add some jack and coke a skanking partner and shake...ahhhhhhhhh bliss

Movies:

THIS MOVIE ALWAYS MAKES ME SMILE..AND A LITTLE HINT I FUCKING LOVE RORY.. I ONCE DATED A GUY JUST CAUSE HE LOOKED LIKE HIM ..TURNED OUT HE SLEPT ON A ARMY COT AND HAD A BAG FULL OF GUNS...THE THINGS YOU'LL DO FOR A GOOD FUCK..EH? OK TO THE POINT HERE YA GO...A TASTE OF MY MAN:)

Television:

the devilOK I LOVE HOUSE AND CSI AND EVERY LAW AND ORDER EVER MADE!!! I GET HOOKED ON JUST ABOUT ANY CRIME SHOW...UM IM WORRIED THOUGH!!!SHOULD I BE CONCERNED..........
You Are 72% Sociopath
The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil! Are You A Sociopath?

Books:

READING IS FOR SISSYS.. OK IM A LIAR :) I LOVE DOUGLAS COUPLAND,,,MY FAVE BOOK EVER!!!! and geoff johns ...he's hot...and i like him a whole lot and i have even read his books...but only because i love him... i repeat i do not like comic books :) ask him he'll tell ya...grrrrrrrr

Heroes:

heroes are pussys i like the villans.. you know the ones your mommy told you not to play with...

My Blog

ANAL SEX FOR DUMMIES

want some anal loving.....i really dont think this will work but its funny ...
Posted by AnaL SCrOTCh on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:38:00 PST

ANAL SCROTCH

SO WHAT THE FUCK DOES ANAL SCROTCH MEAN: i get this ? a lot so for all ya'll that didnt read this on my last profile-(b.d-before deletion) here we go-oh ya ps........if i post this and still get your ...
Posted by AnaL SCrOTCh on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:08:00 PST

A BIG FUCK YOU TO MYSPACE

SO A FEW DAYS AGO I TRYED TO GET ON MY PAGE AND NOTHING...I HAD NO PASSWORD NO PAGE I WAS GONE..I FELT KIND OF ODD..LIKE I WAS BEING ERASED FROM MY SILLY LITTLE EXISTANCE HERE ON MY SPACE!AT THAT VERY...
Posted by AnaL SCrOTCh on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 10:20:00 PST