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Opalline

Dead things don't smell as pretty as they look.

About Me

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My Interests

Uncle Jack likes to drink Tequila. His penis looks like a worm.

I'd like to meet:

My friend Sara has beautiful eyes. But they're made out of buttons and they fall off a lot. Do your eyes fall off a lot?

Books:

I put a flower in a book to make it last longer. I want my cat to last a long time too.

My Blog

Bible Questions

My friend wanted to sell me his daughter as a slave, but she's a US citizen and Leviticus 25:44 says I can only buy slaves from neighboring countries, however she is in the process of getting Canadia...
Posted by Opalline on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i climbed to a y in the tree and didn't get hung there.

but it could happen
Posted by Opalline on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

als vati fing trinken an,

saugte ich noch am mutti nippel
Posted by Opalline on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the woods

i was running through the woods and i saw a dead chipmunk. i wish it was a dolphin.
Posted by Opalline on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST