Bacchus, God of Wine |
Woo! I got just the right amount of drunk last night. Lots of fun. Lots of friends. No making a fool out of myself (as far as I can tell.) No drinking and dialing besides a slight case of texting peop...
Posted by The Failure on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:29:00 PST |
Skit .1: The Knife Skit |
A family of four sit at the dinner table whilst the mother is at the kitchen karate-chopping some zucchini.NARRATOR: Has this ever happened to you?MOTHER: Hi-yaa!(Family of four seeing the once-choppe...
Posted by The Failure on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:03:00 PST |
The Dust That Danced |
The Dust That Dancedby Jordan Scrivner Roderick Jonesy, 22, pressed hard on the accelerator. The truck buckled and belched and threatened to die. The day was getting late and he was miles to the neare...
Posted by The Failure on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:00:00 PST |
Episode 1 |
As some of you know, I've recently got a job working in a porno dvd store. Here is episode one of what I call...Chronicles of Working in a Porno StoreEpisode 1Creepy Old White Dude: Hey, you guys got ...
Posted by The Failure on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:16:00 PST |
Up-Coming Jordan Related Events (SLC) |
Here are some events you can participate in to support your local ScrivnerThursday, October 19th, 2006 -- One of my favorite musicians in all the world, Will "Bonnie 'Prince' Billy" Oldham is playing ...
Posted by The Failure on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:54:00 PST |
CASTING CALL |
I'm making a movie! Does anybody want to be in it? I already got a few actors, but need some more for my 20-minute comedy horror. Specifically, I need an attractive female who is willing to get her fa...
Posted by The Failure on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 03:23:00 PST |
On Working Out... |
So, I've been working out a bit lately. And it's starting to be when I am shirtless in front of a mirror (and I kind of cock my head and squint a little) there is, yes, a new Jordan Scrivner slowly ta...
Posted by The Failure on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 07:08:00 PST |
Album Review: Yeah Yeah Yeahs |
Show Your BonesYeah Yeah YeahsInterscope RecordsReviewed by Jordan Scrivner7.0 out of 10Squeaky CleanMy first introduction to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, other than hearing them in passing at the occasional ...
Posted by The Failure on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:31:00 PST |
Album Review: The Black Heart Procession |
The SpellThe Black Heart ProcessionTouch & Go Records9.0 out of 10May 21, 2006Reviewed by Jordan ScrivnerNobody makes music like the Black Heart Procession. Like the aural equivalent of a David Lynch ...
Posted by The Failure on Sun, 21 May 2006 12:52:00 PST |
The Contortionist |
The Contortionist He watched her from behind the curtain. She shined in the lights of the stage, her body melting into unnatural patterns. The lights reflected off her scales, as white as snow on roc...
Posted by The Failure on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 07:10:00 PST |
