I'd like to meet:
That's just a stupid question, Baby Jesus of course!
Music:
I currently like The Tiger Lillies, and ZZ Top.
Movies:
If it is black and white and features a guy in a rubber monster costume I am sold.
Television:
South Park, Sanford & Son, and MASH.
Books:
True crime, halloween, and art.
Heroes:
It turned out all my heroes are gay, and the Republicans want to deep 6 them.