Fergie enjoys lots of stuff, some of it cool, some of it dumb. Some interesting stuff Fergie likes is listed below, while other fascinating bits of info are available in person. If you see him just ask!
Some Things That Fergie Loves
Campin' - Have you been to Last Chance yet?
Road Trippin' - I've driven from Oakland to Iowa four freakin' times. How about you dude?
Tub Soakin' - My tub is lovely and filled with 98 degree water all the way to the bottom.
Playing guitar, or at least trying to. Ryan from the Tell-Tale Heartbreakers is my mentor, and yells at me loudly when I touch the wrong chord or agitate a bad string.
Pretty Ladies. My lovely wife lets me look when she's not looking.
His Beloved Sports Teams, they being the A's, Raiders, Warriors, Golden Bears, Sharks, and Albany Cougars
A Good Movie
A Good Album
His special pooches, Lucy, Apollo, and Spencer
Art, mostly drawin' and learnin' how to paint. Anybody wanna teach Fergie acrylics?
Of the many strange creatures and unusual persons wasting wretched lives in the desolate, forgotten places of the world there are few beings Fergie yearns to meet. Fergie will gladly exchange his considerable fortune to encounter one of these dangerously reclusive entities in conditions favoring his many talents. Fergie lists them below for your consideration and appreciation.
A calm Bigfoot, unlike the angry loner that chased Jumbo and Fergie many years ago.
A ghost that does not slam furniture or yawn loudly, frightening sleepers or weary drivers.
A UFO that dances wildly, hidden among the stars twinkling brightly above a dark, deserted Death Valley landscape.
Any one of the many Loch Ness monsters.
A small, fuzzy simian possesssed of dangerous reasoning and movie-star flair.
Plenty of naked Leprechauns, underfoot and frenetic!!
Fergie's Music.
Most Favored
Ramones
Motorhead
AC/DC
Fergie loves all music, except for bad music. Bad music makes Fergie unhappy. If you hear bad music, please keep it far away from Fergie. For the curious or bored, Fergie lists below three bands he hates.
Aerosmith
Aerosmith
Aerosmith
Fergie enjoys punk mostly, though Fergie has an open mind and digs music from lots of different directions. Fergie has seen lots of great bands live, such as BB King, The Ventures, Mozart, Glen Miller, Soiled Beyond Belief, and Jerry Lee Lewis. For your online pleasure, Fergie offers a list of some great albums in no particular order.
Current Favorites*
Pleasant Dreams - Ramones
World Domination - Special Forces
Ride the Lightning - Metallica
Damage -Black Flag
1916 - Motorhead
Demo-Christ on Parade
City Baby's Revenge-Charged GBH
Haunting the Chapel - Slayer
Rocket To Russia-Ramones
Party with God - Sacrilege BC
Subdivisions-Rush
*Subject To Change
If you wish, please continue reading to learn about bands Fergie wants to hear as soon as possible.
Hee-Whore
Suddenly Dumb
JizzWig
Soiled Beyond Belief
The Hansen Brothers
Fergie's Favorite Flicks.
Fergie is into samurai flicks right now, with Zatoichi, Hanzo, and Lone Wolf the leaders.
Fergie is also revisiting certain mainstays from back in the day, such as The Blues Brothers and Animal House. Do you have a meaningful suggestion for Fergie?
In no particular order Fergie lists several awesome shows, clearly created for his personal viewing pleasure.
From back in the day.
*Three's Company.
*Happy Days.
*MASH
*Monday Night Football.
*That 1970's animal show from the San Diego Zoo, wherein colorful parrots, furry predators, and other filthy beasts were detailed in low resolution with poor sound and faded colors.
*The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.
*The Dean Martin Roast.
*Raider football on Sunday morning, instead of Church of course.
*The Sunday night Disney show, if it was a cartoon.
*Kimba.
*Speed Racer.
*Ultra Man.
*Creature Features, on Friday night I think. Especially if a Godzilla flick was chosen.
*Saturday Night Live.
Fergie's current crushes.
*The Simpsons.
*Monday Night Football, until it changes nights.
*Family Guy.
*Raider football on Sunday morning, instead of Church of course.
*UFC.
Shows for his Golden Years.
*Animal Planet 2358 AD - The Day the Last Human Died.
*Funny Murders Caught on Tape. Filmed by fans against fans for fans.
*Paris Hilton - From Rags to Riches. Her uplifting tale of personal determination and unquestioned integrity against crushing adversity.
*The Simpsons in Space. Need we say more?
*NBC's Bigfoot Bonanza. All things Bigfoot, presented in a classy "Western" format. YeeHaw!!
*Water World - The Series. Featuring Corbin Bernsen as Doctor Foam and introducing Crispin Glover Jr. as The Hullk.
*Raider football, on Sunday morning instead of Church of course.
*Hula Hoops,an documentary examining the Aloharlem Globetrotters basketball team.
*Inn Depth, an hour-long drama about a malign, sinking hotel that floats around the planet from one wacky coastal locale to another.
Fergie loves books, and they love him. Some books Fergie loves are listed below. Other books Fergie may enjoy are being written right now. Please be patient and Fergie will list them too!
Recently Read Books.
Final Exits
Oakland Raiders 2006 Media Guide
Ancient Books.
*Nero - Rome's Shining Star
*Brine Shrimp BC - Eternal Kings of the Seven Seas
*Unearthly Alchemy
*Campgrounds and Hot Springs of Atlantis
*A Guide to Modern Mongol Protocol and Manners
Current Books.
*Bill the Galactic Hero
*Redneck Manifesto
*Zombie Survival Guide
*Pocket History of the USA
*Lemmy - A Biography
*Miss America
Future Books.
*Kansas City Chiefs - Eternal Legends of Failure
*The Milky Way - Gone but not Forgotten
*Dick Clark Alive & Kickin'
*Hitler the Book - Living, Loving, and Laughing
*Willie Wonka and the Filthy Fudge Cup
Fergie's Heroes.
Heroes, and other great people like them, are special. They raise us up when things are bad and strive to improve the lot of the downtrodden. With little regard for personal fortune, heroes give of themselves for the good of all. Even at the risk of loss and despair, heroes are never afraid to help those less fortunate. Fergie honors below the heroes of his universe.
Fergie's Heroes.
Michael Jackson
Pat Robertson
Underdog Lady
Cancer
Evil Dave Letterman
Y'golonac
Dr. Howard, Dr. Howard, and Dr. Fine