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Kyle Clinically Insane

Insanity filtered through Wreckless thought

About Me

Kyle's Clinically InsaneI'm clinically insane and legally aloud to be. I'm extremely loud, obnoxious, and if you drink the last bit of kool-aid without making more i might kill you, I've done it before. I am Sin Magazines multiple purpose hitman. A very opinionated yet open minded story teller that understands that people have problems but doesnt give a fuck.I'm not here to help you in any way. I'm here to shock you, inform you and impair your brain in some ways and reshape it in others so you may see a glimpse of what i see every day.There is not one subject that I wont talk about, no word I'm afraid to say, no stereotype I will not use, I make fun of any and everything equally. I am an equal opportunity hater. I am here to say outloud the things people think in their heads.
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My Interests

mixed martial arts, extreme sports,making fun of the world,running with scissors,kicking puppies,tripping the physically challenged,doing sign language to blind people,telling deaf people what to do and tossing midgets are just a few things you know...

I'd like to meet:


Music:

i love all music, very diverse.

Movies:

The rules of attraction, pulp fiction, the godfather...

Television:

nothing regular i usually only have enough tv time for sports.

Books:

All Dean Koontz novels and the Left behind series.

Heroes:

Dave Chapelle, Carlos Mencia, superman and Randy Cotoure

My Blog

"The Hitman had Jury Duty Chronicles"

Jury duty fucking sucks. What the hell is going on here. Yesterday I had to endure this bullshit and i actually showed up for it. Not because i wanted too and not because it's against the law if i do...
Posted by Kyle Clinically Insane on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:10:00 PST

OKAY ONE MORE FUCKING CONTEST!!

Okay i'm doing one more contest so get in there and vote. WARNING: IT'S FUCKING CRAZY IN THERE SO BE CAREFUL AND BRING SURVIVAL GEAR AND MAYBE A KNIFE. TO VOTE FOR ME...GO TO THE COMMENTS AND THE VERY...
Posted by Kyle Clinically Insane on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:55:00 PST

WINNING CONTESTS CUZ THAT'S HOW I ROLL.

Now that's what i'm talkin bout! I've won my second big contest and now i'm gonna go ahead and retire from contests 2 wins and no losses and go rest on my huge golden shitter up there i won from "RIC...
Posted by Kyle Clinically Insane on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:13:00 PST

Vote for CLINICALLY INSANE in Rice T's Contest!!!!!

I am in a comedy Contest...Vote for me or I will come find you and sacrifice your 1st born child. click on the link and type "i vote for kyle!" LMAO Comedy Blog Contest~Cast your Vote...
Posted by Kyle Clinically Insane on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:16:00 PST

"Freaky Saturday Night's"

      Okay god dammit. So much material I have in my "insane" little head ready to pour out to the blog community of bloggers, readers and wannabe bloggers. I think the culprit of all t...
Posted by Kyle Clinically Insane on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:32:00 PST

"Other People's Camera's"

  Hmmm wow, how do I tell you guys this? What a memorial weekend I had. It was full of sports, alcohol, domestic disturbances&without any shortage of cops and porn. The weekend was very chill as...
Posted by Kyle Clinically Insane on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:42:00 PST

A RANT BLOG FO YO MAMA.

    So many things to write about so little time. No seriously...if you haven't noticed i haven't spent much time online lately. Its because I have been working too much and dealing with ...
Posted by Kyle Clinically Insane on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:17:00 PST

"Opposite Attract come play with Pura and I"

  Hey Sinnerz! Yea you! Wanna read a funny Blog about how Opposites Attract? Well Me and PURA's MIND OF A MARRIED WOMEN  have done it! This is the crossover you've been waiting for! Click th...
Posted by Kyle Clinically Insane on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:00:00 PST

"GOD I HATE FUCKING SPAM."

Yes you fuckers. I hate that wannabe meat product spam too but that's not what i'm talking about smartasses. I got a quick little venting blog for you today because i'm working on a blog  wi...
Posted by Kyle Clinically Insane on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:29:00 PST

Barry Bonds Steroids vs. Gay Marriage Adoption

Welcome to another exciting episode of people are stupid. With your host The Hitman!. Once again I'm taking another swing at writing my blog because my girlfriend got clickity- clickity when looking f...
Posted by Kyle Clinically Insane on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:50:00 PST