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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mark Long
Birthday: 6 May 1977
Birthplace: Heidelberg, Germany (No, I'm not a Nazi)
Current Location: Chuck Town, SC
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 63"
Right Handed or Left Handed: RH
Your Heritage: English and Dutch
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots
Your Weakness: Not saying no
Your Fears: Punching out too early and 2nd hand smoke
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: No goals, I take things one day at a time
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't chat, I can't spell or type fast enough
Thoughts First Waking Up: Man, I got to pee
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't have one
Your Bedtime: 2200
Your Most Missed Memory: Saturday morning cartoons
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: No preference
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, water please
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither, water please
Do you Smoke: No, I'm not cool enough
Do you Swear: Only my mom thinks I don't
Do you Sing: No, I try to lip sync
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, religiously and brush my teeth
Have you Been in Love: Yes!
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, and got the t-shirt
Do you want to get Married: Yes, to someone sweet
Do you belive in yourself: Of course I do
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, but the ACLU makes me sick
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes, I'm damn sexy
Are you a Health Freak: No, grease is my favorite condiment
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, they have been there since the start
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, lightning is great to watch
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, my stereo and the cow bell
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, Listerine
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes, I smoked some fool in my Mopar
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes, Advil
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Does going out with your best friend count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, to go to the movies
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, now that's disgusting
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, I love it
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, I'm a part time stripper
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, women don't dare dump the Schlong
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes, everyday in my shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, I stole water from a water fountain
Ever been Drunk: Yes, drunk on life
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, I'm such a playboy
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, I like to run my mouth
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, I rip off Wal-Mart every chance I get
How do you want to Die: Old and happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A teenage mutant ninja turtle
What country would you most like to Visit: The land of the Umpa Lumpa's
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: No preference
Favourite Hair Color: No preference
Short or Long Hair: Long or short but not "dyke short"
Height: No preference
Weight: Less then me
Best Clothing Style: Beach clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: No comment
Number of CDs I own: I don't know
Number of Piercings: None, that's for girls
Number of Tattoos: None, I'm too much of a wimp
Number of things in my Past I Regret: No regerts, just lessons learned the hard way
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