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Rumbelina

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About Me

The Very First EarthquakesBy Megan TrippEarthquakes start from Rumbelina. Rumbelina is the god of earthquakes. Earthquakes start by Rumbelina stumping her feet very hard on the ground. She only stumps her feet when she is very, very, very mad. She hasn’t gotten mad in several years. So there haven’t been any earthquakes. I don’t think she will get mad until several years from now. I think that is a good thing. There is probably a twenty percent chance of Rumbelina having another temper tantrum. Maybe not even a twenty percent chance.

My Interests

Roller derby, gang wars, demolition, heavy artillery, big girl boots, holding grudges, jail tats, and tea parties.

I'd like to meet:

I've seen things that would make you crap a book about how to puke.

Music:

Electric Six, Mastodon, Asylum Street Spankers, Daniel Knox, Art Brut, Patsy Cline, Langhorne Slim, Show Me The Pink

Movies:

Rumble in the Bronx, Rumblefish, The Warriors, West Side Story.

Books:

Esau by Meir Shalev, Perfume by Patrick Suskind, anything Emily Post.