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James Halcrow

Take it easy cheesey wheezy, things are just gettin a little... sleazy.

About Me


The Perry Bible Fellowship has always been and will always be better than everything else.

"Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period."
Tom Cruise said that shit, I believe that shit, that settles that shit.

Robert Gunn said it best "james is on purpose and it's not just like forgiveness ya know it's the whole circle of it and the way it runs down the spectrum. it's like floating when you're in water, but it's actually NOT WATER. ya know. it's like finding an old store room of jeno's pizzas crispy and tasty but to find that they have been neglected and aren't quite as crispy or as tasty as they once were. james has dick."

My Interests

This pretty much sums it up:

I'd like to meet:

a few nights ago a guy at the local reminded of how much i like this video series. Enjoy.

Music:

Recently: BIG BUSINESS, Witchcraft, Electric Wizard, All the Saints, Scars, Neurosis, Opeth, Witch, Kyuss, Fu Manchu, Acid Mother's Temple, Nirvana, Sleep, Arch Enemy, Smog, Oxbow, Coulier, Pinback, Yes, Frank Black, Comets on Fire, The Fucking Champs, Battles, Rush, Karp, Cloud Minder, Torche, Funkadelic, Soft Machine, Queens of the Stone Age, Dead Meadow, Jethro Tull, Macha, Explosions in the Sky, Pelican, Thrones, Maserati, Trans Am, High on Fire, Lightning Bolt, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Om, Zoroaster, The Melvins, Earth, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Don Caballero, The Doobie Brothers, Children of Bodom, Meshuggah, Mastodon, The Sword, Isis, Steely Dan, Three Six Mafia, Pantera.

Pretty much anything slow/heavy/psychedelic/complex and don't you dare forget the smooth.

The only band I really like is Rump Posse.

Mystikal is the best rapper ever. Its been scientifically proven, fuckin' google that shit man.

Movies:

Space Truckers, Space Jacked, Space Jam, Space Cowboys, Space Mutiny, Space Raiders, Space Off, Space Marines, Space Fury, Space Rage, Space Cat in the Space Hat.

I like movies that start with "space" because everything in the movie also starts with space. Like Space beer, space doughnuts, space taxis, space computer, space diner, or space guitar.

Television:

South Park, Bullshit!, Stella, 24, Trailer Park Boys, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Kenny vs. Spenny, Three Sheets, No Reservations.

My TV dream is to see Charlie from Its Always Sunny and Ricky from Trailer Park Boys scheming together. Of course this will never happen because TV cross overs don't work. It would end up just like that time Urkel accidentally flew to San Francisco and ended up on full house.

I like the talkin radio: Boortz, Rush (sometimes), Phil Hendrie, Royal Marshall.

Books:

The Skeptical Environmentalist, The Armchair Economist, Eat the Rich, Give me a Break, The Fair Tax Book.

Most of my reading is done on the internet at Reason .. or something similar. I don't read fiction.

Heroes:

Lawrence Taylor, Joe Preston, Milton Friedman, Anyone thats ever been video taped fighting in a non professionally sanctioned manner.

My Blog

No Regrets Huh?

No Regrets Huh?     I spoke with a moron this weekend. (Don't worry I'm not talking about not you... what?) This person was talking about how they don't have any regrets,...
Posted by James Halcrow on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:27:00 PST

Hitting on all Cylinders

According to some bullshit survey most women want to marry "By the time they are 25 to a man named James who makes $50,000 a year" Ladies, the line forms to the left. I mean check out the st...
Posted by James Halcrow on Thu, 01 May 2008 09:56:00 PST

I’m in love... with white people

Today I  found a blog called Stuff White People Like. I fucking love the shit out of it. It's like someone finally cracked the code of  how to make a "white people do it this way" joke ...
Posted by James Halcrow on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:29:00 PST

Tis a sad sad day

Brett Favre has unofficially retired. It's the end of an era. Its too bad his career had to end at the hand of my beloved new york g-men. Oh well, I'll dedicate this weekend's drunken shenanegans ...
Posted by James Halcrow on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:59:00 PST

The Shawshank Reception

The following was posted on profootballtalk.com today. THE SHAWSHANK RECEPTION? Posted by Mike Florio on February 7, 2008, 10:41 a.m. We've been pondering for the past three days a catchy title for ...
Posted by James Halcrow on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:23:00 PST

RADICAL TIME!

Yesterday I got a text from a friend, it said the new meshuggah album leaked "Holy hold my fuck! Its epic." I’ve never heard this saying but I could only assume it meant great things were in sto...
Posted by James Halcrow on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:31:00 PST

Tonight at 9pm EST the Universe will collapse on itself

Tonight TBS is airing "The years funniest commercials" Seriously?... will there be commercial breaks? Probably. I am pro consumerism but this is where I draw the line. How fucking dumb do you have to ...
Posted by James Halcrow on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 09:59:00 PST

What? No dinner and movie?

This was a bad morning. Everything started out great I was going to be 10 minutes early to work, I was listening to the new high on fire album, and I was not hung over. Thats when I decided to make an...
Posted by James Halcrow on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:34:00 PST

For all my gay friends

This is funny and pretty fucked up but I though some people might enjoy it. Here's the link
Posted by James Halcrow on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:10:00 PST

My Sister Part 1

My sister just posted this bulletin: "Ryan and I almost got mugged last night: fuck this hell-hole of a "city". i was too drunk to realize this retard was sayin "i got my foty, i got my foty...
Posted by James Halcrow on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:29:00 PST