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dr. bean fonduedoo

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About Me

mischief, shenanigans, and general tomfoolery. people tell me that i am the epitome of a libra...but i can't see it. my dog Cuba is the apple of my eye. i like to hang out and have fun with my friends whilst partaking in ye' olde spirits, going to shows, watching live comedy, clubbing baby seals (what??), riding motorcycles, playing guitar, masturbating feverishly (huh??). i am from Memphis originally, but i moved here from Minneapolis where i have been living for the last 8 years. i like to find the humor in everything but i know when and where to be serious (i think). i try to dabble in a little bit of everything to help make me more of a well-rounded individual. i am a person who can find the positive aspect in any negative situation. you will rarely see me without a smile on my face. that's all I can think of on a whim...anything else just ask me buttmunch. got change for a booger?.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with a high tolerance for a jackass with a sense of humor. The guy who invented Snack Packs. Bea Arthur. Freddy Mercury's dentist. Terry Schiavo's choreographer.

My Blog

still in atlanta.

after an extended hiatus, i have been resurrected into the world of the internet.  it was only a matter of time before i relapsed and renewed my myspace addiction.  apparantly, my account he...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:22:00 GMT

its good to be the king

atlanta has started to grow on me a little. i have been getting out and taking advantage of what this city has to offer. it doesn't hurt that i am going out with one of the most beautiful women i;ve e...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 11:24:00 GMT

another day in the life of...

the retard that is me.  that's right fuckers.  check it out. ever wondered how to keep people at an emotional arms length?  pay attention my children. i awoke this morning to another P...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 01:20:00 GMT

gobble gobble on my knobble

may all you turkey eating followers of consumer culture enjoy your day of gluttony.  ladies, i want you to eat until you have to wear stretch pants and get that weird bubble thing over your crotc...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:18:00 GMT

new phone

my new cell is 404-838-6121.  nuff said.
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:43:00 GMT

this town is not for me...nashville in a year.

update ok...my new job is going well. i should be pulling in some good dough here so i will be getting my phone turned back on in the next week or so. i know i have been out of the loop here for a...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:12:00 GMT

i'm in gangsta paradise

first, i would like to thank all of those who continued writing to me even though i went dark there for awhile. your comments and/or hatemail were greatly appreciated. for all of those who didn't gi...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:56:00 GMT

sweet home louisiana

so...i live in the fucking bayou. i say this in all seriousness. my house is in the country. when i look out my window, there are fucking cows 50 ft away. this is the gods honest truth. there is a hug...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 22:28:00 GMT

wwjd? jesus would cut me off...

i guess i could summarize this entire pointless collection of poop by focusing my main idea and not letting my ADD be compromised by my ADHD. i really want this fucking job. moving to Lafayette, LA wo...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 03:48:00 GMT

bored dr suess dribble

it began on a monday. one much deader than lasti awoke upon hearing all the gas i had passed.some they sounded like trumpets. some they sounded like swans. i envisioned my anus morning glory with yawn...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 13:47:00 GMT