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Cell Block 9 Rollergirls© of TARG

Locked In Tha Slammer - Bail Out Your Jammers!

About Me

Hard hitters, fast skaters, Cell Block 9 Lifers!
Ladies in Lockdown:
Coach Ivanna Hurtem
Captain Switchblade Rosie
Daisy Doom
Dirty Dawnie
GoldieKnox
Josey Whales
9Killameter
Pixie Pusher
Poison Okie
Skate Moss
Tori Slaymost
2008 Season Schedule
December 31st: Opening Night
January 27th: Mutiny on the Waters - Stillwater, CB9 v. VV, Hosted by CORDA
Final Score: VV 105 v. CB9 84 February 17th: CB9 v. VV - Farmer's Market OKC
Final Score: VV 93 v. CB9 72 February 23rd: Expo Bouts - OKC Fairgrounds, 11am and 2pm
February 24th: Clash For Cash, TARG and CORDA v. NWARG
Final Score: CORDA and TARG 47 v. NWARG 145 March 22nd: TARG v. DRR - Farmer's Market
Final Score: TARG 75 v. DRR 123 April 6th: TARG v. TXRG - Austin
Final Score: TARG 53 v. TXRG's Honky Tonk Heartbreakers 151 April 20th: TARG v. CARD - Farmer's Market OKC
Final Score: TARG 147 v. CARD 42 May 18th: TARG v. ICT - Farmer's Market OKC
June 22nd: TARG vs. TBA- Farmer's Market OKC
July 19th: TARG vs. NWARG Backwoods Betties - Farmer's Market OKC
July 26th: TARG v. Tampa Bay - Tampa Bay, FL
August 9th: TARG v. the Arkansas RVRG - Arkansas
November 15th: TARG vs. BCDG in Broward County, Florida
2008 Appearances
February 23rd: Annual Motorcycle Show & Swap Meet - OKC Fairgrounds, 10am-6pm
February 24th:Annual Motorcycle Show & Swap Meet - OKC Fairgrounds, 9am-4pm
March 29th: Motorcycle Madness in Moore, Expo bout @ 2pm
May 4th: Don Quixote's, 2pm-7pm

My Interests

Shank Making
License Plates
Origama With Toilet Paper
Makin' Soap Then Droppin' It ;)
Air Duct Architecture
Tattooing with Popsicle Sticks
Pokin' Fun at Sloppy Skaters
Squatting & Coughing

I'd like to meet:

Parole Officers
People Posting Bail
Parole Board Members
Bakers
Girls in short skirts who can skate.
OK, any girl who can skate - but we still like short skirts.

Need skates or skate supplies?

Music:

Cell Block 9 by Wanda Jackson
Jail House Rock, Folsom Prison Blues
Breakin' the Law

Movies:

Switchblade Sisters
Escape from Alcatraz

Television:

We don't get to control the channels - mostly Oprah & Dr. Phil.

Books:

We love Chuckie and Reagan, our lock down librarians who always provide us with the good reads (plus slips us fruit rollups in our books).

Heroes:

Houdini - he can get out of anything.

My Blog

Red River Revival March 22nd


Posted by Cell Block 9 Rollergirls© of TARG on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:32:00 PST

Updated Schedule and Scores

2008 Season Schedule December 31st: Opening NightJanuary 27th: Mutiny on the Waters - Payne County Expo CenterStillwater, CB9 v. VV, Hosted by CORDA Final Score:VV 105 v. CB9 84February 17th: CB9 v. ...
Posted by Cell Block 9 Rollergirls© of TARG on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:57:00 PST

Hard Hitting and Easy Riding

With helmets fastened and mouth guards secure, Tornado Alley Rollergirls (TARG) earned their skate legs this past weekend at the OKC Farmer's Market. To a crowd packed with returning fans and first ti...
Posted by Cell Block 9 Rollergirls© of TARG on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:52:00 PST

St. Valentine’s Day Massacre -February 17th @ the Farmer’s Market


Posted by Cell Block 9 Rollergirls© of TARG on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:07:00 PST

Updated 2008 Schedule

2008 Season Schedule December 31st: Opening NightJanuary 27th: Mutiny on the Waters - Payne County Expo Center  Stillwater, CB9 v. VV, Hosted by CORDA Final Score: VV 105 v. CB9 84February 17th:...
Posted by Cell Block 9 Rollergirls© of TARG on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:05:00 PST

Feel like skating?

we're still recruiting refs, volunteers, skaters, and seeking sponsors. Come be apart of the Tornado Alley Rollergirls as we roll in our second season! message us for details or email Frankie.Facebrea...
Posted by Cell Block 9 Rollergirls© of TARG on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:12:00 PST

TARG’s Season Schedule

2008 Season Schedule December 31st: Opening NightJanuary 27th: Mutiny on the Waters @ the Payne County ExpoCenter in Stillwater, CB9 v. VV, Hosted by CORDAFebruary 17th: CB9 v. VV @the Farmer's Market...
Posted by Cell Block 9 Rollergirls© of TARG on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 01:33:00 PST

TARG Voted Best of OKC 2007

http://newsok.com/news/best07
Posted by Cell Block 9 Rollergirls© of TARG on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 06:18:00 PST

Mutiny on the Waters


Posted by Cell Block 9 Rollergirls© of TARG on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:12:00 PST

Facey’s birthday!!!!!

Hosted By: Tornado Alley RollergirlsWhen: Saturday Nov 17, 2007 at 9:00 PMWhere: The Bayou584 Buchanan Ave (campus corner)Norman, Oklahoma|37 73069United StatesDescription:Tornado Alley Rollergirls Cl...
Posted by Cell Block 9 Rollergirls© of TARG on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:31:00 PST