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i want boobs again. hand me those pies bitch..

About Me

I'm not a girl, Not yet a woman.
ME, MYSELF AND I, THAT'S ALL I GOT IN THE END...

If you can make it here...

"Luxury is a necessity that begins where necessity ends." -Coco Chanel

"It's a lie. It's a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully, and... all the glittering assholes who appreciate art say it's beautiful 'cause that's what they wanna see. But the people in the photos are sad, and alone... But the pictures make the world seem beautiful, so... the exhibition is reassuring which makes it a lie, and everyone loves a big fat lie."

You will never understand this. The battle never ends...
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...and no, I do not see dead people. For me, its about marriage phobia, commitment issues, and infidelity. I'll probably die alone. I must accept that, and enbrace it.

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My Interests


Chanel
Creme de la Mer (Its magic)
Pout makeup
Calvin Klein underwear/briefs
La Perla
Agent Provocateur candals (Strip)
egyptian cotton sheets
Purse fetish
Victoria Secret
Shu Uemura
Funky bright colorful clothing~Aqua/Electric blues, Fushion pink etc. (not all worn at the same time..that would be tragic)
Clothes over anything
Betsy Johnson & Anna Sui style-Bold/funky colors & designs. unique cuts and satin. The conservative bores me (Life is too short to be stuck in neutral)
Lip Gloss Dammit!
PiiiiiNk<3
Charlie White FOREVER. It's the only perfume I can tolerate, everything else makes me dizzy and nauseous (Vanilla & Gardenia are my fav. scents)
I have vanilla scent everything! perfume, toothpaste, candles, fabric softener... everything. Its my aphrodisiac<3
Moisturizing
Workin' on my fitness (There's no getting out of it, so just embrace it)
Continental Airlines
The Secret
whole foods market
TiVo
"wrist cutting" music
Fotki
Pictures
Money, Power, Respect is the key to life lol
NYC
Yolates
Nutrition
Hygiene
Psychology
Philosophy
A clean, bald and smooth vajayjay!
total crazy randomness, conversations/events.
raspy voices e.g. Lindsay Lohan, Michelle Rodriguez, Tara Reid (uber sexii!! I wish I had one...I cant stand "girly" high pitched baby voices...no offense)
TATTOOs
The French
Shopping
Spa services
Imma Twinkie

I'd like to meet:

I'll just write the same thing EVERYBODY writes here: I ALREADY FOUND HIM! yay...
My SiLLy sNuGgLeBOo!!

...even getting a tattoo of their name on your wrist :) I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve<3 You're my lifeline and now your ON my lifeline!!
You're my lobster! ..

Don't stray, bitch :D
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intellectuals, the superficial, dorks, emos, artists/musicians, jocks, drunks, bitches, sluts, crackheads, loners, freaks, hustlers, the homeless, the fucked-up, the fuck-ups...whoevs, I'm not judging....
Nobody shy though, bc I'm shy and 2 shys dont make a fun.
No flakers either. Theyre annoying and a waste of time.
I find cynical people to be widely interesting and entertaining.
The more weird you are, the more intrigued I am.
I really admire people who are impulsive, spontaneous, and free-spirited. People who are unsure to where their next paycheck will be coming from, or where they'll be living from month to month. People with a lot of life experience. I find that so exciting, I don't know why! Its boring to be too put together, a waste of a life. Let your imagination run wild..Be messy..Find adventure..Make mistakes, that's life.
(however, never be reckless w/other peoples lives. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE, and ALWAYS use a condom! lol get yo' mind right! =p)


What can I say, I have a thing for goofy guys. He on the other hand has a thing for smart, successful women. I guess I'm shit outta luck.

and someone to do this with...

My role model...I always ask myself, WWKD? lol
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Music:

EMO music makes me feel sexy... jazz, indie, hip hOp, alternative, rock, r&b, old school techno, Trip-hop, pop, almost everything! love love LOVE 80's music!a white boy on a guitar, singin a sad tune...omg im in heaven!"Music can lift us out of depression or move us to tears- it is a remedy, a tonic, orange juice for the ear. It can provide access, even when no medication can, to movement, to speech, to life. Music is not a luxury, but a necessity."-the back of my starbucks cup

Movies:

porno

Television:

Its been a year since ive watched television so i have no idea whats going on. My all time favorite shows are: Friends, Sex and the City, SNL, 70 show. My T.V. is always set on E!

Books:

Nylon, Elle, Harper's Bazaar, Jalouse, Cosmo, Vogue, Lucky, Rolling Stone, Vibe, Glamour, Allure, Mademoiselle, InStyle, Marie Claire, i-D, Forbes, esquire, Timeout NY, Fortune, W, Elle Decor, Metropolitan Home, PAPER, Maxim, Playboy, GQ, Interview, People, Jane, Self, Vanity Fair...What??? Those are reading materials...=D

THIS BOOK CHANGED MY LIFE!!! ....sorry, I didnt mean to be so dramatic.

Heroes:

God, MY MOM!, NYC

My Blog

2+9x7/3-6+10

What's my age again???? =DI'm turning the big 25 on June 25!As New Yorkers, we live very busy, hectic lives--I get it. That is why I am here to save you a lot time and trouble my friends! Here are som...
Posted by ¤yooli¤ on Mon, 12 May 2008 12:21:00 PST

Thought of the day

fuck the bullshit. ..Anything you can do I can do better!!Ps-2 girls 1 cup?....I will never bring a child in to this SICK ASS WORLD!!!! I'm out, snitties...
Posted by ¤yooli¤ on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:08:00 PST

Killer Biscuits!

Oh jebus, that's just a hot mess.
Posted by ¤yooli¤ on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 08:14:00 PST

MOOD

I fell out of heavento be with you in hellmy sins not quite sevennothing much to telllust i haven’t craveda sainted girl im noti’ll take it to my gravea side cursed on roti ride this ropes...
Posted by ¤yooli¤ on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:22:00 PST

Girl In A Coma

So I’m saving all my secrets for a deaf manblabber on I blabber onstare empty at a walland make it try to sing alongcarry on I carry onyou’re shackled all your pain is stifftattooed lovers...
Posted by ¤yooli¤ on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 04:31:00 PST

clothesgasm!

I love this designer!!! I want it all :(nastygalvintage.comGod bless her beautyI want this chicks hair!I cant wait to go shopping for Spring!! :)...
Posted by ¤yooli¤ on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:57:00 PST

frowning face exclamation-point

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Posted by ¤yooli¤ on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:41:00 PST

SEIZE the MOMENT!

DO IT NOW! TODAY WILL BE YESTERDAY TOMORROW.NOBODY GOT ANYWHERE IN THIS WORLD BY SIMPLY BEING CONTENT.MY PHILOSOPHY IS THAT NOT ONLY ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR LIFE, BUT DOING THE BEST AT THIS MOMEN...
Posted by ¤yooli¤ on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:32:00 PST

funny...thanks ruthy

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Posted by ¤yooli¤ on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 09:36:00 PST

karaoke anyone? :)

I'm craving....hit me up if your down ...
Posted by ¤yooli¤ on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:05:00 PST