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[jaynie]

Loose lips sink ships.

About Me

What was the warranty on this thing?

I'm a complete neurotic mess, living in a bubble of OCD and germphobia. I'm anally retentive about cleanliness, putting order to things, and also spelling and grammar usage. Personal hygiene is a big part of my life. I floss and brush religiously, and I exfoliate til I bleed. I seem to be a tough cookie, all spicy and sassy on the outside, but I'm actually a soft, sappy, ooey gooey bleeding heart on the inside. I'm fiercely loyal and I'll gladly break knees for my loved ones. Cynicism and sarcasm are my bag, but if you dig deep enough, you'll be surprised to see the hopeless romantic that's gagged, tied up, and buried inside. "Clumsy" doesn't even begin to explain it... I've fallen UP stairs before. I'm always covered in bruises and scrapes. I'm perpetually flying to and fro on a pendulum of wild mood swings, and if you don't watch out, a hysterical emotional fit will leave you with missing limbs.

The jist of it is, I'm a nice girl, even though I may be awkward and strange sometimes.

Apparently, I am a PRISS.
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My Interests

I'm quite fond of: literature, the rockin and the rollin, food food food, feminism, well-made films, eco-responsibility, traveling, mix CDs, dancing like a spazztic idiot, shits and giggles, new experiences, stand-up comedy, kisses, human sexuality (from an academic viewpoint), gender theory, video work, world religions, foreign languages, daydreaming, journaling, revolutionary women, bespectacled boys, music trivia, the beach at night, body art, MAC!!! (both computers and cosmetics), SHU UEMURA!!!, cooking.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

The Afghan Whigs. Alkaline Trio. Appleseed Cast. Aqualung. At The Drive-In. The Avett Brothers. Belle & Sebastian. Billie Holiday. Billy Bragg. Bloc Party. Braid. Built To Spill. Buzzcocks. The Cars. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. Compulsive Gamblers. Copper. Cross My Heart. The Cure. Cursive. Damien Rice. Dan Potthast. Dashboard Confessional. The Deadly Snakes. Death Cab For Cutie. Echo And The Bunnymen. Eels. Eisley. Elliot Smith. The Exploding Hearts. The Flaming Lips. The Format. Frou Frou. The Get Up Kids. The Good Life. Hey Mercedes. Hot Hot Heat. Idle Hands. The Impossibles. Interpol. Iron and Wine. The Jam. Janis Joplin. Jawbreaker. Jeff Buckley. Jets To Brazil. Jose Gonzalez. Judah KR. Juliana Hatfield. The Killers. Kind Of Like Spitting. Le Tigre. Leona Naess. Lifetime. The Like Young. The Lovely Feathers. Magnetic Fields. Matt Pond PA. Mazzy Star. Meat Loaf. Metric. Mew. The Misfits. Modern Lovers. Modest Mouse. Muse. Nada Surf. The Nerves. Neutral Milk Hotel. New Amsterdams. New Order. Nina Gordon. The Only Ones. Ozma. Pete Yorn. Piebald. Pinback. Pixies. PJ Harvey. The Postal Service. Pretty Girls Make Graves. The Promise Ring. Rachael Yamagata. Raspberries. Ray LaMontagne. Reggie And The Full Effect. Regina Spektor. Reigning Sound. The Replacements. Rilo Kiley. Rival Schools. The Romantics. Ryan Adams. Save Ferris. She Wants Revenge. The Shins. The Smiths. Snow Patrol. The Sounds. Stars. The Stereo. The Strokes. The Submarines. The Sundays. TL, Rx. Tegan And Sara. Trembling Blue Stars. The Twilight Singers. The Undertones. The Wedding Present. The Weepies. Weezer. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. The Zombies. 80s Hair Metal. Movie Music. Motown Classics. J Rock. Hot Booty Jams. Tons and tons more.

Movies:

(Sans Subtitles): 300, A Clockwork Orange, A Lot Like Love, All Over Me, Angus, The Breakfast Club, Breakfast On Pluto, But I'm a Cheerleader, Can't Hardly Wait, Crazy/Beautiful, Cry-Baby, Dirty Dancing, Dodgeball, Dogma, Empire Records, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 50 First Dates, The Fountain, Garden State, Hairspray!, Hard Candy, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Igby Goes Down, In America, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Lilo and Stitch, Little Miss Sunshine, Lost in Translation, Love Actually, Mambo Italiano, Me Without You, Moonlight Mile, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Mysterious Skin, Never Been Kissed, Outside Providence, Pecker, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Real Women Have Curves, Requiem for a Dream, Rock n' Roll High School Forever, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Rules of Attraction, Rushmore, Saved!, Say Anything, The Science of Sleep, The Shape of Things, Shortbus, Shrek, Ten Things I Hate About You, The Truth About Cats And Dogs, The Wedding Singer, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
(Subtitled): Amelie, Audition, Bad Education, Bad Guy, Battle Royale, Chungking Express, Cinema Paradiso, Eat Drink Man Woman, Fallen Angels, Full Time Killer, Happenstance, Ichi The Killer, In The Mood For Love, Irreversible, Jisatsu Saakaru (Suicide Club), Kamikaze Girls, Last Life In The Universe, Like Water For Chocolate, Love Me If You Dare, Ma Vie En Rose, Maison de Himiko, Marathon, Maundy Thursday, Monsoon Wedding, My Sassy Girl, My Wife is a Gangster, Oasis, Oldboy, Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring, Sympathy For Lady Vengeance, Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance, 3-Iron, 2046, 2LDK, A Very Long Engagement, Volcano High.

Television:

My Name Is Kim Sam Soon, SCRUBS!, Freaks and Geeks, Will and Grace, The Golden Girls, Designing Women, Comedy Central Presents, Kids In The Hall, Strangers With Candy, The Critic, Strong Medicine, CSI, Behind The Music, Grey's Anatomy.

Books:

(Lit): V.C. Andrews, Poppy Z. Brite, Erskine Caldwell, Truman Capote, Douglas Coupland, Michael Cunningham, Tiffanie DeBartolo, Jeffrey Eugenides, William Faulkner, Wei Hui, Nora Okja Keller, Natsuo Kirino, Milan Kundera, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Armistead Maupin, Christopher Moore, Haruki Murakami, Blake Nelson, Flannery O'Connor, Chuck Palahniuk, Arundhati Roy, David Sedaris, Tennesse Williams, Banana Yoshimoto.

(Comics): Chynna Clugston, Derek Kirk Kim, Adrian Tomine.

(Childrens/Young Adult): Dr. Seuss, Martin Baynton, Chris Crutcher, Judy Blume, Roald Dahl, Antoine De Saint-Exupery, Christopher Pike, R.L. Stine.

(Etc.): Hazel Dixon Cooper, Eve Ensler, Inga Muscio, Ishle Yi Park, Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey.

The BUST Guide To The New Girl Order, Charlie Chan Is Dead (Asian-American Anthology), Colonize This!, The Crow series, On A Bed Of Rice (Asian-American Erotica Anthology), Yell-Oh Girls!.

Heroes:

Hardworking folks who live honest, happy, satisfying lives.

My Blog

Please please please with a cherry on top?

This is something that REALLY weighs on my mind a lot. All the time. And I hope you guys will take the time to peek at it and please please please do something to change a habit or two in your lives t...
Posted by [jaynie] on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 02:14:00 PST

Save the frog!!!

"Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfills the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things."I know that I may have been a little ...
Posted by [jaynie] on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:20:00 PST

Sick, sad human beans.

I'll say it again: Sick, sad human beans.I am gravely disappointed. In us. Human beings. We are absolutely hateful creatures. Seriously. We are so lost in our bubble of laziness, overconsumption, and ...
Posted by [jaynie] on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:58:00 PST

This is so beautiful.

Don't you know that I'll be around to guide youthrough your weakest momentsto leave them behind youReturning nightmares, only shadowsWe'll cast some light and you'll be all rightfor nowCrosses all ove...
Posted by [jaynie] on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 12:28:00 PST

This video makes my insides feel funny.

Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by [jaynie] on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 05:25:00 PST

Lines From Movies...

Guess the movies:It's silly, but I love you. I wanted to see you, to see if I'd want to see you.I don't know if I'm unhappy because I'm not free, or if I'm not free because I'm unhappy.If you don't li...
Posted by [jaynie] on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 08:11:00 PST

Just breathe...

I'm sitting in an air-conditioned internet room, with a new piece of shiny metal in my face, and after having a nap in Sarah's bed earlier, I feel much better. I realize that yesterday was a rushed ex...
Posted by [jaynie] on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 05:43:00 PST

Last full day in Singapura! and Memoirs of a Geisha.

So we had a plan to go ride the cable car... then we decided naw. The front desk at the hostel recommended that we sit at the cocktail lounge at the 72nd floor of a hotel and enjoy the view. We had al...
Posted by [jaynie] on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 04:56:00 PST

Religion, faith, and the like...

Remind me to give this subject a huge thought... We went to a guided tour of a monastery today and it was brilliant... if the Asian Civilisations Museum didn't hit me in face with a whoop, then this ...
Posted by [jaynie] on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 10:48:00 PST

Night Zoo! And platters!

So the sunshiny day resulted in platters o' Indian goodness, walking around, failed attempt at cable car riding (we didn't have enough time for the day long tour, but it's kinda funny because we decid...
Posted by [jaynie] on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 08:39:00 PST