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Mama Melly

I'm like a bear who didn't get my porridge... so stay outta the forest...

About Me

Just keepin' it gangsta with my lil' big man Mitsu. I'm crazy. I'm weird. I watch preschool cartoons everyday. I don't know how to drive. I love expensive brands. I miss getting drunk with my friends. I love to go fishing. I hate when men are fucking stupid. I love to draw Japanese rock stars and paint Hawaiian birdies. Japanese things are my life. Baking is my secret talent. Yayo is REALLY fun. And NO cheese please..... ..
You Are a Buttered Popcorn Jelly Bean
You have a strong, distinct flavor that makes you quite controversial. Some people love you, others wish you would disappear forever. What Flavor Jelly Bean Are You?

My Interests

umm, my family and friends... reading baby magazines... shopping for things that are too expensive, hah... I love to buy omutsu for Mitsu... buying tons of toys... ANPANMAN!... writing snailmail... sex and pornos... hah hah. Tera Patrick and Mindy Vega are so damn beautiful...!!! I totally fucking drool over Kitamura Ken... I love the color blue. And oh yes, I luuuuuuve FOOD. oh... most of all, mez luv my baby Ara-chan's too... *squishy huggles* And I love The Backyardigans!
My *CUTE* Mitsu!
my cookies miss the milk...

I'd like to meet:

I already met my son, Mitsuo! But meeting SUGIZO and Jimmy Page would be so awesome... and oh, any cool asian men. HAH HAH. OH and I wanna marry Kitamura Ken... *deep sigh*

Music:

JAPANESE MUSIC!!! Where would I be without my ULTIMATE FAVORITE *glittery sparkles* LUNA SEA? L'Arc~en~Ciel = Kitamura Ken! GLAY = TAKURO! and my first loves... Sharan Q... oh and my precious, Matsumoto Hideto. We miss you and LOVE you. A plethora of others too... *sigh* the good ol' days. Old 70's rock... Led Zeppelin, Lynard Skynard, AC/DC, Scorpions, The Doors, Black Sabbath etc. Hmm, hip-hop and rap are at my fingertips a lot. Ludacris, Jim Jones... G G G G-UNIT! Some occasional alternative, industrial rock... and even reggae if I feel like it... I played manager to many of those gigs... *sigh* And lets not forget AGAIN... LUNA SEA! cuz Mr. S is so sexy... heh.

Movies:

"You know how I know your gay?" "How?" "You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says I love it when balls are in my face..." "Thats gay?"

Television:

I'm a sucker for forensic shows, Law & Order is in my rotation and gotta have MTVhits, VH1 and VH1 classic. Discovery health channel is great and oh yeah, HSN, QVC and Shop NBC... *laughs* JACK MALONE! hah hah YES, I watch Without a Trace on TNT...
Crescent Fresh!

Books:

I love magazines!

Heroes:

My mommy more than anything, I would be NOTHING without her in my life... my baby is such an inspiriration and of course SUGIZO! ... need I say more?