DiRtY CaKeS..

About Me

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MaRiNa's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard....
LyIng iS tHe MosT Fun A gIrL cAn HaVe WiThOuT TaKinG HeR CloTheS OFf
ME: vile, bossy , loud, evil, manipulative, sarcastic, demanding diva, superficial, crazy, emotionally unstable, crude, wild, violent, stroppy, idle, self-centered, moody, super bitch, sadistic, fiesty, megalomaniac, maneater, horny, PMT maniac, ice maiden, extremist....and HONEST!!!
Do YoU ThiNk yOu CaN HaNdLe Me??!!
~~*HaNdJoBs 4 CrAcK*~~

My Interests

(im into:) *chocolate scoffing *Ginger baiting *Being a pretentious git *Tetleys tea *Tesco's economy gin *KFC jokes *Lambrini *wearing pyjamas all day *Richmond Superkings *Jacobs cream crackers *licking honey off wooden spoons *caked on make-up *air-crash investigations *anti-capitalist movements *Economics *Jacksons at Nether Edge *Bargain beers *the tramp that does the moonwalk on West st

I'd like to meet:

pretentious indie boys and hot rockers to snuggle with under my duvet on those cold English nights ...yumGaY-tAstIc

THESE GUYS=FOOOKING LEJONDARY!

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Signs SIGNS I CAN MAKE YOU FAMOUS!!

Gullible?... Naive?...Easily exploited?? make me a sign and i'll put it on my page and make you famous...and maybe even get you laid! just like this ginger young man here

My Blog

King Of Corruption...Berlusconi pt2

A smoke filled Italian courtroom was a buzz with talk and the frantic exchange of paper and documents. Silvio Berlusconi was entering the courtroom, he had on his face a smug confident smirk, he swagg...
Posted by DiRtY CaKeS.. on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:20:00 PST

Here ye here ye, in full support of the "Get Silvio Berlusconi back in power" campaign i post this bulletin, i hope the rest of you will do the same. not only is he the greatest chairman of the greate...
Posted by DiRtY CaKeS.. on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:12:00 PST

campaign to make GINGER-BAITING a legal pass-time!!