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The UK’s 546th Funniest Man!

About Me

By day, just a sad lonely bastard, but by night? Asleep.Born in Nazareth, the son of a simple carpenter, my birth was seen by many as a miracle, not much is known about my early year...............oh hang on, wasn't that Jesus? Ok I'll start again.Born the son of a Portuguese nobleman in the year 14.........Magellan? Seriously? No really this time I thought I had it bang on right. He didn't? Savages you say?Damn this biography thing is really hard.More to come. well i dunno there might be.I've also taken claim to being the UK's 546th funniest man. Its not like anyone is gonna challenege me on that, right?

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    If you break Azar, you will get seven years of bad luck!Azar once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.Banging your head against Azar uses 150 calories an hour.Azar can turn his stomach inside out!You share your birthday with Azar!Azar was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.Over half of Americans are officially Azar.Azar can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Azar.The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Azar.
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My Interests

Reading and writing i have to profess. Apart from that, i've recently taken up Chess which i'm starting to enjoy and Football, and i have to admit, i'm a great defender. Often called L'Muro on the pitch.

I'd like to meet:

Pretty expansive question this, a lot like myspace really? Who i'd like to meet? Your really asking me that? Seriously?

Music:

four letters RATM

Movies:

Fuck off, too many to mention, i wont even waste my time putting a few down.

Television:

Dont watch Television, J L Baird can burn in hell for all i care, i wonder how many brain cells he is responsible for the destruction of? Evil Scottish Bastard.

Books:

Classic Horror, Books on screenwriting, or writing in general. Edgar Allan Poe, Hunter S Thompson, ummmm i'll get back to this one.

Heroes:

They know who they are.

My Blog

Article by C Brooker on Nightclubs

Nightclubs are hell. What's cool or fun about a thumping, sweaty dungeon full of posing idiots? Charlie BrookerMonday August 13, 2007The Guardian...
Posted by The UKs 546th Funniest Man! on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 02:01:00 PST

A must read blog.

In one's life. there are levels in the pursuit of study. In the lowest level, a person studies but nothing comes of it, and he feels that both he and others are unskillful. At this point he is worthle...
Posted by The UKs 546th Funniest Man! on Thu, 31 May 2007 03:13:00 PST