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Harmless

I am sort of a ridiculous person.

About Me

Nothing to see here.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who never, ever does anything nice and easy.

My Blog

Permanent Record

A few weeks ago I finished reading the book, "Radio On," by Sarah Vowell. It was written in 1995 as a day-by-day journal of what she listened to (or more correctly, forced herself to listen to, as she...
Posted by Harmless on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 06:13:00 PST

You May Already Be A Winner! Again!

Congratulations! If you had "Job" in the "What will Brian get first when he goes back to Dallas?" contest, you've won! Sorry to those of you who had: heat stroke, jumped at a downtown bus stop, thrown...
Posted by Harmless on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:42:00 PST

Transport Number 6: Bridge and Tunnel

You forget, living in Manhattan, that you are actually living on an island. Until I drove from Brooklyn, through Manhattan and into New Jersey on Saturday morning, it never really felt like an island....
Posted by Harmless on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:54:00 PST

After The Flood

A year ago today I was in New York. I got a phone call from a friend in Dallas informing me that Dallas was flooding and that my apartment in particular had over half a foot of water standing on the g...
Posted by Harmless on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:26:00 PST

Dear Potential Dallas Girlfriend, Part Two

Wow. This is awkward. So, remember how I moved to New York intending to stay there forever and ever? Remember how I told you we were through?Remember how I came to New York, and how I got a job and an...
Posted by Harmless on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:18:00 PST

I think I'm awesome.

But you probably already knew that about me.
Posted by Harmless on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:25:00 PST

2006- My Year In Movies

1/8::Match Point1/27::Capote3/4::Match Point3/24::Inside Man3/31::Thank You For Smoking7/7::Superman Returns8/13::Talladega Nights9/6::Talladega Nights9/15::Little Miss Sunshine9/24::Science Of Sleep1...
Posted by Harmless on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:38:00 PST

2006- My Year In Books

Now with ratings!(No Stars) - What is this crap? Try harder.(*) - Beats getting punched in the face. A little.(**) - Okay, I can see what you are trying to do here.(***) - Totally worth your time. You...
Posted by Harmless on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:17:00 PST

Trying To Look Busy

Sorry about all the text messages. (Aww, and sorry to those who feel left out because they didn't get text messages.)
Posted by Harmless on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:01:00 PST

Transport Number 5: Loco Motion

Quickly, falling in front of an oncoming train is joining "brain tumor" and "tornado" atop the list of ways I'm likely to die. If my problem while visiting New York was falling asleep while riding the...
Posted by Harmless on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 09:02:00 PST