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About Me

My Interests

Cocaine and rom-coms.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who doesn't represent all that I hate in myself.

Music:

The Buzzcocks, The Clash, Television, Velvet Underground, David Bowie, New Order, Rolling Stones, Joy Division, The Walkmen, Pulp, Interpol, The Ramones, Elvis Costello, Arcade Fire, Roxy Music, The Magnetic Fields, Wolf Parade, The Pet Shop Boys, Belle and Sebastian, The Go-Betweens, Cocteau Twins, Ryan Adams, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah.

Movies:

Trainspotting, Annie Hall, The Graduate, Velvet Goldmine, Best in Show, Titus, Slums of Beverly Hills, Office Space, Alice in Wonderland, Spinal Tap, Rushmore, Almost Famous, Manhattan, 24 Hour Party People, Life of Brian, Young Frankenstein, Amadeus, La Dolce Vita, Raging Bull, The Dreamers

Television:

I only watch the Home Shopping Network.

Books:

Anything by Vladimir Nabokov, Philip Roth, Mary Gaitskill, Martin Amis, Michel Houellebecq, Nicholson Baker, Irvine Welsh, Margaret Atwood and the like. Lots of non-fiction, too.

My Blog

Fun with Politics.

I'd called ahead to Wilma's; told the general manager that Ken Goodwin's campaign bus would be rolling in within fifteen minutes, told him to be ready for us. I'd said, "Senator Goodwin wants to do a ...
Posted by Lambchop on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:36:00 PST

Manfriends!

(This is taken from an uber-lame Myspace survey. Despite my undying love for my manfriends, I am, in the end, fantastically lazy.)1) WHO IS YOUR NUMBER 1?FUCK THAT.Let me introduce you to my Number In...
Posted by Lambchop on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:10:00 PST

Happy Endings.

Cindy was a temp at Kingdom Manufacturing, Ltd. All day she sat behind a warped aluminum desk under harsh florescent lighting, pecking out invoices on an old word processor. It was a painfully lonely...
Posted by Lambchop on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:14:00 PST

Birthday Girl

The rent on my tiny apartment was extraordinary, so luxuries were small and few and far between. I subsisted on a diet of Coca-cola and Chinese take-out, and walked almost everywhere, only paying the ...
Posted by Lambchop on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 02:01:00 PST

It is a sad day in Dallas.

There are no words. There is no music. Only silence and an aching void.
Posted by Lambchop on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:11:00 PST

All About the Benjamins

Someday when you and I are are sitting together at a holiday party, and we've drunk too much punch, maybe then I'll disclose the number of sexual partners I've racked up since misplacing my virginity ...
Posted by Lambchop on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:58:00 PST

Photo Preview

Here's some saucy new pics taken by the fabulous Yelena Avanesova this weekend.Enjoy....
Posted by Lambchop on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:03:00 PST

Facts and Fictions.

My name is Leah Clairece Gerchario. When I was fifteen I was as painfully lonely and as painfully bored as any fifteen-year-old could be. One day, while the other kids my age were undoubtedly having a...
Posted by Lambchop on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:41:00 PST

A Life of Substance vol. 3: I'm on a shitload of mescaline!

This Monday, at a Memorial Day party, I had the opportunity to play with two new hallucinogenics: psilocybin and trimethoxyphenethylamine - otherwise known as magic mushrooms and mescaline, respectiv...
Posted by Lambchop on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:48:00 PST

The Deaths of Me and Others.

I had a nightmare last night. It was a new scenario, but characterized by several recurring themes my subconscious has been haunted by over the last two years:It was night and I was floating down the ...
Posted by Lambchop on Fri, 25 May 2007 10:48:00 PST