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Robert Johnson

Never seen like a shadow in the dark.

About Me

I am thanklessly cast as a young man who is possessed by the spirit of a 400 year old Indian medicine man. He manifests himself in a tumour-like growth on the back of my neck.
BANDS!!! - I love you. I love music. If you are requesting an add you need to write me first and tell me about what you're up to. I will not blindly add you and I will not check you out without this. Once added if you use my comment section to hype yourself I will not only delete you as a friend but will do all in my power to see your band fails unless of course you are a close friend of mine or rock fucking hard! Are you sure you rock fucking HARD?

My Interests

Emotionally Unavailable Women, Music, Food, Art, Pop Culture, Alcohol, Personal Responsibility, Coney Island, The Sunday New York Times, and Haley Hottpink!!!

I'd like to meet:

in no particular order...except Jesus...I really need to talk to him

Movies:

Argento, Romero, Kubrick, Burton, Godard, Hitchcock, Noe, Jeunet, Polanski, Waters, Hughes, Miike.and explotation trash such as "I Drink Your Blood (1970)A band of satanist hippies roll into a town and begin terrorizing the local folk. They rape a local girl and her grandpa goes after them. He fails and is given LSD. This bothers his grandson and he gets back at the hippies by feeding them meat pies infected with blood from a rabid dog. They turn into crazed lunatics and begin killing and/or infecting everything in their path." -www/imdb.com

Television:

is a nasty drug. I tend to huff liberal doses of The Gilmore Girls.

Books:

The Dirt, Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung, In Cold Blood, Franny and Zooey, Catcher in The Rye, Lolita, The Trial, Lipstick Traces,Zingerman's Guide to Good Eating, Shock Value, The Book of Lists, The Bible, The Satanic Bible

My Blog

Duck Egg and Lox Nachos? Yes, Duck Egg and Lox Nachos!

Nachos. I fucking love Nachos. I honestly think I just might have a huge Nacho problem.The year is 1943, World War II is raging, Keith Richards is born and Ignacio "Nacho" Anaya Sr, father of nine and...
Posted by Robert Johnson on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:37:00 PST

Brooklyn 5 Alarm Chili

Summer is not about chili. Chili is by all accounts a winter dish, unless of course you live in Texas. I envision Texans feeding it by the bottle full (extra spicy mind you) in head to toe cowpoke re...
Posted by Robert Johnson on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 04:36:00 PST

Lemon Sage Rainbow Trout w/ Mixed Field Green Salad

Dinner today mmmm INGREDIENTS: 1 whole (16 ounce) trout, cleaned with tail and scary ass looking head on 1 Med. Lemon 1/4 lb. stick o' butter (I said butter not margarine you cheap fuck) 12 (or...
Posted by Robert Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST