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moxie

you're the boss, applesauce.

About Me

i like to say super duper alot. it can be genuine. it can be sarcastic. sometimes i can't even tell the difference. champion thumb wrestler and a great gift giver. i thought i could dance until i saw "so you think you can dance". realized maybe i can't dance. i am all brags about owning more than 50 skirts, once winning a softest hands contest, and having super sonic senses -- sight, smell, taste. think that anything less than extraordinary is a waste of my time. yeah. though. extraordinary can be ordinary.

My Interests

boys with veiny arms, making out with boys with veiny arms, reading, talking into my tape recorder, sparkley thingies and dresses and skirts, saying things in 3's and spelling all things that end in

I'd like to meet:

someone who just is in it with me. anyone who thinks that my crazy, over-the-top behavior is cutie and endearing. people who can teach me a thing or two about a thing or two. people who can put me in my place. people who like a little lady with class but full of sass. people who like to lie to strangers. not in a mean way, only funny. people who find the romance in the couples that really work together in shows like trading spaces or supermarket sweep. someone who will look me in the eyes while dancing. someone to sing bon jovi to me holding my hand while riding on a ferris wheel. straight boys with gay boy witt. lloyd dobbler, if he were real.

Music:

big star, television, roxy music, cheap trick, redd kross, broadcast, jesus and mary chain, pavement, pixies, leonard cohen, pj harvey, david bowie, the congos, keith hudson's old fashioned way breaks my heart, 70's rockin and rollin, 80's pop, and anything blue collarie, like john (drop the cougar) mellencamp and bon jovi.

Movies:

midnight maddness, xanadu, roller boogie, hell house, the way we were, flirting with disaster, beyond the valley of the dolls, the end of the affair, say anything, spellbound, the hudsucker proxy, heathers, fear, anxiety, and depression as well as happiness, magnolia, breaking the waves, smoke

Television:

old school degrassi junior high, degrassi the new generation, 21 jump street, larry sanders, the state, america's next top model, ben stiller show, hey dude, supermarket sweep, strangers with candy, and all those mary kate and ashley olsen shows that are not full house.

Books:

just read sabbath theater again. so - philp roth. and fave is salinger's catcher in the rye and i am not a serial killer. franny and zoey is heart breakie as well. ada or ardor, she's come undone, virgin suicides, sorry fellas' but second sex and women's way of knowing.

Heroes:

heroes are for chosers and losers.

My Blog

inappropriate emails from fellas 7.

From: sammy   Date: Aug 29, 2006 12:06 PM Flag spam/abuse [? ] Subject: Hi Body: Hi Beauty how are u today?to be candid Beauty,u ve been on my mind right from the moment i saw u...
Posted by moxie on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:17:00 PST

inappropriate emails from fellas 6.

From: CASANOVA Date: Aug 24, 2006 7:55 AM Flag spam/abuse [? ] Subject: :) Body: hello moxie. I see you love to sing. I know i can teach you a thing or 2 to make your cat sing too. ...
Posted by moxie on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:56:00 PST

inappropriate emails from fellas 5.

From: Kevin Date: Aug 21, 2006 8:23 PM Flag  spam/abuse  [ ? ] Subject I hope this makes your 'inappropriate e-mails from fellas' Body: Thanks for fulfilling my fantasy and taking...
Posted by moxie on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:59:00 PST

inappropriate emails from fellas 4.

From: MODSQUAD [WR] Date: Aug 25, 2005 1:52 PM Flag  spam/abuse  [ ? ] Subject No Subject Body: : I have some advice to seek from you.I love the look & Smell of a well kept fe...
Posted by moxie on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:59:00 PST

inappropriate emails from fellas 3.

From: Whispers Date: Jul 9, 2005 2:32 PM Flag  spam/abuse  [ ? ] Subject No Subject Body: have u ever had a young cock in u well u dont know wat ur missin, hit me back ...
Posted by moxie on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:01:00 PST

inappropriate emails from fellas 2.

From: joey Date: Oct 17, 2005 9:16 PM Flag  spam/abuse  [ ? ] Subject No Subject Body: hey sexy i'm looking for a older woman to chat with want to chat ...
Posted by moxie on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 12:17:00 PST

inappropriate emails from fellas 1.

From: Ballistic Date: Aug 8, 2006 10:53 AM Flag  spam/abuse  [ ? ] Subject No Subject Body: hello, would you piss in my mouth for $100 bucks? ...
Posted by moxie on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:15:00 PST

words i like 11e.

glib Pronunciation: 'glibFunction: adjectiveInflected Form(s): glibber; glibbestEtymology: probably modification of Low German glibberig slippery1 a : marked by ease and informality : nonchalant b : s...
Posted by moxie on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:14:00 PST

words i like 11d.

explicit Pronunciation: ik-'spli-s&tFunction: adjectiveEtymology: French or Medieval Latin; French explicite, from Medieval Latin explicitus, from Latin, past participle of explicare1 a : fully re...
Posted by moxie on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 10:49:00 PST

words i like 11c.

because i heard this word last night (thanks carlin).  and, i forgot how much i loved it.  please note definition #14.  laidpast and past participle of lay lay Pronunciation: 'lAFuncti...
Posted by moxie on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 08:00:00 PST