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Master EvAnRsAfFeR

He satisfieth their desires

About Me


Sleep All Day, Party All Night, Never Grow Old, Never Die, It's fun to be a Vampire

The only law is the power of will. Love above all. Say what you feel, don't be afraid, kill the "But", the "Because", and the excuses. Make dreams reality, be strong, fuck the weak of heart, don't attract the weak or they rule you. Seek out the strong, be strong, be free in every way. There are no rules, no sins, no regrets. Have it all. Be the Master.

My Interests

Meeting, rocking, singing, dancing, writing, watching, touching, kissing, licking, biting, loving, rolling, snorting, chilling, drawing, reading, fucking, listening, talking, traveling, seeing, eating, dreaming..........

I'd like to meet:

The socially and sexually advanced, the free and innovative thinkers, the visionaries, the teachers. Rock on. Discover the music I make:

WARNING: Myspace is an incredible tool but it has also become a place where people can deceive you. Some people are creating fake profiles and sending hatemail, pretending to be fans of Fixer or even having conversations with us. It is possible to cut and paste the "received from" part of any email and recopy it, thus making it look like we wrote things that we did not. We are aware and IP addresses can be tracked. Be careful who you write to, don't trust anyone on here, it might not be who you think it is. Lastly, if you are interested in receiving news on Fixer sign up for the email list and check our website regularly. There are several insecure, jealous and psychologically unstable people out there who are being spiteful.....we don't want to expose any of our fans to that. We distance ourselves from it. Any hatemail should be reported to Tom. Thanks and we love you!

Music:

Alice In Chains, Marilyn Manson, Guns N Roses, The Doors, The Offspring, Portishead, Phish, Soundgarden, ACDC, Aerosmith, Paul Oakenfold, DJ Tiesto, John Digweed, FIXER, Velvet Revolver, Stone Temple Pilots, Kill Hannah, Jane's Addiction, Pink Floyd, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Metallica, Coldplay, Radiohead, The Bronx, Black Crowes, tons of trance/house/deep house, DJ Ian fFord, QOTSA, NIN......hey borrow my fuckin' ipod if you're that interested.

Movies:

Trainspotting, Clockwork Orange, Matrix, Royal Tennenbaums, Great Expectations, Meet the Parents, Old School, Swingers, Troy, Lord of the Rings, Dances with Wolves, Braveheart, The Doors, American Beauty, Spinal Tap, Interview With A Vampire, Blow, The Pillow Book, Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind, Ray, Constantine, Before Sunset, Harry Potter, Edward Scissorhands, and any movie I'm starring in.

Television:

D ALI G SHOW, Family Guy, Simpsons, Music Television (except those plastic VJ bitches who think they are cool (POSERS)... and anything else that offends you.

Books:

Trainspotting, Ecstasy, Porno, Glue, Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dracula, Shogun, Noble House, Celestine Prophecy, Smack, Siddhartha, Marilyn Manson (Long Hard Road from Hell), Porno, No one Here Gets Out Alive (the Doors), Mind Parasites, Venice Underground, The Vampire Lestat, Wicked, Tao Te Ching (translations by Steven Mitchel and Aleister Crowley), The Dhammapada, Dante's Divine Comedy, Filth, The Magick of Aleister Crowley, Harry Potter, Choke, Fight Club, Walk this way (Aerosmith), Rabbit Factory, Jitterbug Perfume

Heroes:

Fans of Fixer, Irvine Welsh, my Mom and Dad, Marilyn Manson, Pornstars, Rockstars, Rock lovers, Women with breast implants that are done to perfection (cause some of them are f@cked up!!!), the Joker, the Riddler, Elves, Constantine, English Evan (this is my schizophrenic other half that resides within, he's bitchin'), Mystique from X-Men (especially when she tried to seduce Wolverine by changing into any women to please him - what a douche bag for turning that down!!!!), (dirty) Santa, Existentialists, Hedonists, hard rocking bands and friends of Fixer that don't hurt my ears, make enjoyable music and STICK IT TO THE MAN!

My Blog

There is no try

..>"If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise don't even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs. And maybe your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days...
Posted by Master EvAnRsAfFeR on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:37:00 PST

Did you drink and dial?

So did I.  So maybe we'll both have some sort of depraved sexual experience and probably think badly of it the next day but the pleasure of it so sensual and rare that maybe in the end it was wor...
Posted by Master EvAnRsAfFeR on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:37:00 PST

When it comes to you....

I just want to take a moment to thank all of our fans.  I am so appreciative of your support and incredible ROKKINGNESS at every show.  This tour has been unbelievable, some crowds big, some...
Posted by Master EvAnRsAfFeR on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:37:00 PST

frustration

is a lack of self control.  I have to give credit to Alice in Chains for inspiring such a sentiment although I'm not completely exempt from it.  I keep my pleasures near for fear of losing t...
Posted by Master EvAnRsAfFeR on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 06:39:00 PST

Sleaze

"On screen is a fat blonde, trussed to a wheel, her head at the bottom.  Close up on her congested face:  sweat pouring under the foundation makeup. There's a guy with glasses energetically ...
Posted by Master EvAnRsAfFeR on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 04:25:00 PST

My new film

The independent short film "Out There" directed by Cristobal Montiel and starring Evan R. Saffer willpremier this Sunday at 3pm in Cantor Film Center atNYU (8th St. btw University and Greene). The fi...
Posted by Master EvAnRsAfFeR on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 08:25:00 PST

a poem for you

i sent this out as a post and lots of response.  i figured i'll post it here.  I suppose i'll start posting my poems more frequently. I haven't eaten in days, my body a shrine of my dis...
Posted by Master EvAnRsAfFeR on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 09:30:00 PST

Middle of the crowd will change you

Listening to Aerosmith right now.  6:20 am, up all night, feeling like a million bucks.  It happens occassionally that I exist outside of normal working hours.  In fact, I find the grea...
Posted by Master EvAnRsAfFeR on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this life

To get through this life successfully you have to let the world keep kicking you in the balls over and over and over again.  Chew it all up and spit it out, keep on plugging and NO ONE will break...
Posted by Master EvAnRsAfFeR on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stay Beautiful

What do I have to say? first off 2005 has been an upward and forward moving year that has been very positive for me and the band. I just finished shooting my second indie film. Waterproof directed ...
Posted by Master EvAnRsAfFeR on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST