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Calley

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About Me

“The supreme object of life is to live. Few people live. It is true life only to realize one's own perfection, to make one's every dream a reality.” - Oscar WildeWithdraw into yourself and look. And if you do not fine yourself beautiful yet, act as does the creator of a statue that is to be made beautiful: he cuts away here, he smoothes there, he makes this line lighter, this other purer, until a lovely face has grown his work. So do you also: cut away all that is excessive, straighten all that is crooked, bring light to all that is overcast, labor to make all one glow or beauty and never cease chiseling your statue, until there shall shine out on you from it the godlike splendor of virtue, until you see the perfect goodness surely established in the stainless shrine. - PlotinusThe best part of beauty is that which no picture can express.
- Francis BaconOur deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous?' Actually, who are not to be? You are a child of the Universe. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing so enlightening about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are born to make manifest the glory of god which is within us. It is not in just some of us, it is in all of us. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fears, our presence automatically liberates others.
- Marianne WilliamsonHi, I'm Calley aka Cal, Calla Lily, Calisthenistic, Calleyfornication, Calleyfornia, Calorie, anything else that starts with Cal, Montana Dixonwhip, Big Red and The Tank.My other myspace page is myspace.com/calleyiscool . Yeah I've got two pages, who the f@$# cares.I love meeting new people, and people in general. I love laughing. I don't think there's anything funnier than someone falling, probably because I'm one of the clumsiest people you'll ever meet. I've never had a goal I haven't achieved and I don't plan ..ing anytime soon. The rest I guess you'll have to find out for yourself.I'm in CT with my fam, but I'll be back in NYC or LA soon. Wanna fight about it?For anyone doesn't know, I'm a model, an entrepreneur, an actress, and a bitch. Hahaha. Just kidding. Not really. I own a marketing company called Exonerated PR & Management . We rep musicians, clothing lines, makeup companies, composers, and producers. Email me at [email protected] with any questions.You stay classy, Planet Earth.

My Interests

Boxing, muay thai, MMA, sushi, reading, watching movies, laughing at the dumb shit I do everyday, helping people with their goals, music, collaborating with people so we can achieve what we both want, mutually beneficial relationships, making fun of people, throwing things at people, cooking, knitting, not doing laundry, writing, modeling, acting, stand-up comedy, laughing until I can't move or breath, making people laugh, watching people fall (I'm sorry...guilty pleasure), poker, blackjack (don't let the girl thing fool you, I'll take your money and make you cry), friends, racquetball, tennis, basketball, football, the Yankees, Green Bay Packers, NASCAR racing (so addicting), fast cars, muscle cars, Jeopardy, crossword puzzles, photography, and dancing.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I love all music. But I am a pretty hardcore rock/metal girl deep down. I will listen to everything though.

Movies:

"I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me. I quote John Lennon.He was the walrus. I could be the walrus, but I'd still have to bum rides off of people."
-Ferris Bueller
Crazy/Beautiful, The Doors, Pretty Woman, William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet, Great Expectations, Alexander, Boogie Nights, Some Like it Hot, Return to Paradise, Beautiful Girls, American Beauty, Gone with the Wind, Mulan, The Little Mermaid, Sleeping Beauty, Star is Born (w/ Barbra Streisand and Kris Kristofferson), A Clockwork Orange, Shawshank Redemption, Gia, I am Sam, Beyond Borders, Brokedown Palace, A League of Their Own, Uptown Girls, Zoolander, Old School, Mean Girls, Super Troopers, Remember The Titans, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Breakfast at Tiffany's, American Splendor, Party Girl, Love Actually, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Troy, Radio, Napoleon Dynamite, Talledega Nights, Stranger than Fiction, Secretary, Lost in Translation, SherryBaby, and so many more I can't think of right now.

Television:

House, Entourage, Medium, Conan, Comedy Central Presents, Curb Your Enthusiasm, SNL, ATHF, Family Guy, Heroes, The Tudors, Grey's Anatomy, Brothers & Sisters, and American Idol.

Books:

Choosing a favorite book is like choosing a favorite person. Every book is good in its own right. But these are the books I've been reading lately...

The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini
Cats Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut
Night by Elie Weisel
The Last Templar by Raymond Khoury
Damage by Josephine Hart
Sellevision by Augusten Burroughs
Dry by Augusten Burroughs
Snow Flower and the Secret Fan by Lisa See
A Million Little Pieces by James Frey
The Diana Chronicles by Tina Brown
Life of Pi by Yann Martel
The Second Wives Club by Jane Moore
Everyone Worth Knowing by Lauren Weisberger
Showdown by Tilly Bagshawe
Adored by Tilly Bagshawe

But my favorite books of all time are

The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand
Cats Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut
Little Women by Louisa May Alcott

Heroes:

Sam Shepard, Grace Hopper, Jeannette Rankin, Elizabeth Blackwell, Jim Morrison, Audrey Hepburn, Hypatia of Alexandria, Diotima of Mantinea, Lewis Black, Will Ferrell, Jonathan Larson, Laura Linney, Kevin Spacey, Tina Fey (the funniest woman alive), Grace Kelly, my grandparents, and my mom.

My Blog

Insanity Level 64%

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burnYour name:Weapon of Choice:BazookaYour Favorite Target:PornstarsYour Kill Count:1,241,769,722Your Battle Cry:"Who let the dogs out?"Years You Spend in Jail:32H...
Posted by Calley on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 12:37:00 PST

Steak and Blow Job Day

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find...
Posted by Calley on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:32:00 PST

For real? Damnit...


Posted by Calley on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:17:00 PST

My birthday party BITCHES!!!

    Hey sluts, just a little reminder that my birthday is on Friday, the 17th.  I am having a party at Club Blu in Hartford.  My friend Luckie is the bartender (a pic of him barten...
Posted by Calley on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 03:14:00 PST

There is nothing happy about Valentines Day

I HATE this effing holiday.  I hate how people act on V-Day.  There are three types of reactions.  1) The people who have relationships who do the most ridiculous shit.  Buy ...
Posted by Calley on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 03:01:00 PST