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Calley XPR

Come on baby, light my fire.

About Me

'Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous?' Actually, who are not to be? You are a child of the Universe. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing so enlightening about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are born to make manifest the glory of god which is within us. It is not in just some of us, it is in all of us. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fears, our presence automatically liberates others.'
-- Marianne Williamson
Hey, I'm Calley. I'm a model, actress, entrepreneur, publicist, temptress, rock n roll goddess, bitch, and whatever the F*** else I want to be. I own a marketing company called Exonerated PR (myspace.com/exoneratedpr), and it rocks. We specialize in marketing bands and companies in very unique ways. Ask me about it or check out the myspace page.
I am sarcastic, outgoing, opinionated, headstrong, confident, smart, and honest. You may not like some of what I have to say, because I won't bullshit you, but you'll have fun. I can be a bit of tomboy too. I love clubs, but I like dive bars and sports bar so much more. Strip clubs are the best. I love concerts and loud music. I like spontaneity, road trips, good conversation, laughing my ass off, and doing stupid shit. That's enough about me, any other questions you know how to reach me.

My Interests

Kait's boobs. Boys. Hugh Laurie. Lawyer shows. Doctor shows. Friends. Rain. Modeling. Reading. Sports. Lemonade. James Spader. Going out. Music. Motorcycles. Assholes. Holding hands. Playing poker. Helping people. Talking to new people. Grapes. Staying up all night talking. Staying up all night NOT talking. Writing. Poetry. Living in the moment.Politics. Hawaiian pizza. The marshmellows pieces in Lucky Charms. Asparagus. Philadelphia rolls. The 6 train. Daydreaming. Coed naked crowdsurfing. Shumai. Yakitori. Salmon. All tuna runway crash diets (not). Concerts.

Kisses that last for 3 days. Watching movies. NOT watching movies. Having crushes. Having crushes like you back. Loving from afar. One night stands. Summer flings. Listening to music. Playing air guitar. Driving fast. Cranking the music, with the windows down. Eye contact. Holding hands. Having goals. Pomegranates. Oranges. Naked Green Machine juice. Kiwi. Pineapple. Strawberries. Raspberries. Dogs. Cats. Pigs. Monkeys. Spontaneity. Unexpected encounters. Surprises. Presents. Christmas. Halloween. Champagne. Swimming. Beaches. Being away from everybody for awhile. Being alone. Not being alone. Double entendres. Nonsequiters. Dying my hair. Not being what people expect. Making jokes that no one gets. Laughing so hard I cry. Crying so hard I laugh. Greek mythology. Historical thrillers. Clubs. Parties. Beeeer. Saying haha and lol to the point of irritation.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet people all over the world that are fun, nice, down to earth, and don't like to cause shit. I'm going to start travelling a lot more, so I need a posse in each major city. Hahaha. If you are just email me and say what up. Don't think that emailing me is gonna get you laid, because its not gonna work. You have to buy me something first. LOL.
Guys...I like my guys stupid, arrogant, cocky, and self-centered. I'm not gonna lie, this nice guy shit doesn't fool me for a second. At least my kind of guy is up front about being an asshole. They don't prance around holding hands and blowing sunshine up your ass, then surprise! fuck you over. At least you're not surprised when an asshole does it. We can be friends though.
Here are some cool people and companies you should check out.


www.shannoncrawford.com

Music:

Found an island in your arms
Country in your eyes
Arms that chain us
Eyes that lie

Living Things
Journey
The Animals
The Vandals
The Kinks
The Exies
HELLYEAH
Adam Ant
All Time Low
Amy Winehouse
And Also The Trees
30 Seconds To Mars
The Wannadies
Violent Femmes
Wolfmother
The Vines
The Verve
The Used
Tracy Bonham
Hatebreed
Trust Company
My Chemical Romance
Marilyn Manson
Sade
Rage against the Machine
Jane's Addiction
Guns n Roses
Velvet Revolver
Garbage
The Doors
Lacuna Coil
Beck
Thievery Corporation
Tesla
Pantera
State Radio
Portishead
Skindred
Livintrust
The Kin
The Bravery
New York Dolls
Default
Arthur Russel
Nina Simone
Sevendust
Soulfly
Timo Maas
Deep Dish
No Address
Cinderella
Stone Temple Pilots
Kid Rock
Breaking Benjamin
Bon Jovi
Mars Volta
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Nirvana
Shinedown
Tori Amos
Poison
Ani DiFranco
The Cardigans
Leona Naess
Black Crows
Sublime
Liz Phair
Tracy Chapman
Cold
A Perfect Circle
Lostprophets
Weezer
Powerman 5000
American Hi-Fi
The Strokes
The Vines
Dropkick Murphys
Smile Empty Soul
Cafe Del Mar
Him
Cheaptrick
Bikini Kill
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Pearl Jam
Led Zeppelin
Butthole Surfers
Bloodhound Gang
Deftones
Dispatch
State Radio
Dashboard Confessional
Kanye West
Snoop Dogg
N.E.R.D.
AFI
U2
Ludacris
Metallica
Marilyn Monroe
Coldplay
Thursday
Thrice
Staind
Fuel
Reel Big Fish
Slipknot
Phish
Korn
Outkast
Melissa Ferrick
Tool
Weezer
Jet
The Killers
Oasis
Green Day
311

Movies:

300, Crazy/Beautiful, Pretty Woman, William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet, Great Expectations, Boogie Nights, Some Like it Hot, Return to Paradise, Beautiful Girls, American Beauty, Gone with the Wind, Mulan, The Little Mermaid, Sleeping Beauty, A Clockwork Orange, Shawshank Redemption, Gia, I am Sam, Beyond Borders, Brokedown Palace, A League of Their Own, Uptown Girls, Zoolander, Old School, Mean Girls, Super Troopers, Remember The Titans, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Breakfast at Tiffany's, American Splendor, Party Girl, Love Actually, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Troy, Radio

Television:

Entourage, House, ER, Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, SNL, All My Children, One Life to Live (I know, I knoow...)

Books:

Snow Flower and The Secret Fan, The Kite Runner, The Life of Pi, A Thousand Splendid Suns, Cats Cradle (Vonnegut), The Fountainhead (Rand), This Business of Music (Krasilovsky), Angels & Demons (Brown)

Heroes:

James Woods, Sir Richard Branson, Donald Trump, Jackie Kallen, Jeanette Rankin, Charlize Theron, Marilyn Monroe, Bettie Page, and Madonna.

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My Blog

R.I.P. Luckie <3

I'll miss you Luckie. You will always be in my heart. I took this from his blog. It was written 2 months ago The End, by Eric "Luckie" Karalius Surreal are my thoughts as the ...
Posted by Calley XPR on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:33:00 PST

An odd post

Ok, so this is a very unusual post for me. But I've been around dancing all weekend (for the past 2 weeks actually) so I thought I would post a really cool dance video. This is from So You Think You...
Posted by Calley XPR on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:03:00 PST

Yeah, I'm coming for you...

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Posted by Calley XPR on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:04:00 PST

sanguine

So, I had a very busy day today, and will have one again tomorrow. So after Latin dance class tonight (awesome), I have mellowed and settled on a great song. A calm before the storm, if you will. T...
Posted by Calley XPR on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:05:00 PST

my numerology report - cool

From Tarot.comYour attention is directed to helping and caring for those you love. You are exceedingly domestic. You love your home and family and work hard to make both comfortable and secure. Your l...
Posted by Calley XPR on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:20:00 PST

i'm feeling quixotic

So my new hobby is finding my favorite songs on youtube, and posting them in blogs to match my mood. If you are so interested in my moods you should subscribe or something, because I promise these so...
Posted by Calley XPR on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:27:00 PST

Muppet Sex Tapes

Muppet Sex Tapes Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Calley XPR on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:57:00 PST

one word survey

You should try this it was really hard!    ..> One Word YOU CAN ONLY TYPE ONE WORD!!! NO EXPLANATIONS. Yourself: Amazing Your Lover: False Your Hair: Mistake Your Mother: Intelli...
Posted by Calley XPR on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:51:00 PST

An extreme waste of time...

Stole from a friends blog.  I'm bored.EVER BEEN GIVEN A RING?By my parents...my favorite people.LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?The day.EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?Oh yeah, at least once a day.  Someti...
Posted by Calley XPR on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:05:00 PST

How not to act on J-Date

Our story opens with some background: For the uninitiated, (those who don't live in either New York, Florida, Los Angeles, or Israel,) J-Date is match.com for Jews. And when you have one of those horr...
Posted by Calley XPR on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:40:00 PST