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MONTY OF LIFE! Dougs some cunt. Me an him were pretty much inseperable for 10 years (not includin a bad spell) til he moved ti london, prick.:PDougs sense of humour is adaptable ti say the least, findin it easy to hae a laugh at anythin no matter if u like gay an shittin jokes or jus find it funny that some cunts trip an smashed their dome aff the kerb, he'll laugh as long as ur laughin an if ur no he'll make yi.Dance like a prick an Doug'l dance wi yi!ill always consider him the closest thing to havin another bruv no matter if hes in London, Russia or oakley. An a ken for a fact that next time we see each other it'll be like he never left.He aint heavy, hes ma bro.Cara = Legend:
Dougal Dougal Dougal….
Whit a CUNT…but no reallie.
But kinda….But aye…Hes brutal at times but only for humour or honesty…But he makes up for it with the cute things he does. He goes the extra wee mile [when he wants] for yee. Like “hiding the bread” && stealing yer car keys so yee dinni drive tired =] He can make yee feel like yer worth something. When no one else does. He may shout but its only cause he cares. He notices stuff that no one else see’s. He says the best things at the best times. When he smiles he smiles with his eyes aswell….It makes you smile just looking at him. Some of the best times spent were sitting watching the stars and talking not knowing it was 5am. He made yee wanna change for the better. He can make an impact on yer life only if yee meet him once. Just so yee ken…Dougal is my guardian angel/missing jigsaw piece. He always fitted perfectly and saved my life. I owe him so much more than he’d ever let oan But if yee ever get the honour of meeting OOR DOUGAL…dinni let it slip hes someone that when yee meet yee never wanna loose him.
I love Dougal.
&& so will yoo…If yee dinni I’ll slap yer puss…
P.s even when he doesn’t shower I still bury my nose in his pits =]
CUNT aka Cara xxx
YVES!!!(I LOVE YVES):
People that don't know Douglas will probably think that he is a sexy sexy beast, that he's great in bed and that if you get to know him better, he is probably the most amazing person ever. And you’re right!! About two of those things, anyways. I’m not too sure about the great in bed part, but well, I’ll find out this summer. So anyways, he’s the type of person you could call, uhm, WONDERFUL?! He’s funny and smart and sweet, and he always has a way of making me feel better. Just don’t get on his pissy side! And for you non-Americans, that would just mean don’t get on his bad side. He’s really funny when he’s “pissed”. Believe me. If you ever get a chance to meet him, then do it. And then give him a big hug and a kiss for me (but don’t take it too far plz. thx.).Uh so, anyways, to misters and misses ‘I don’t know Douglas’, you really should get to know him because having him in your life, just as a friend, or more (whatever) will probably make you feel about a jillion times better. And you will have a sexy sexy beast as a friend.
HEVUR!!! WANK! DOUGLASSSSSS.......
is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. or in my case, not meet.is the person to go to when your feeling upset.is the person who is always there for you when you need a friend.He is the boy with the winning smile and prettyyyyyy eyes.He is always able to make me laugh, alot. sometimes when we are having webcam conversations i even have to hide my face!
Im sure to alot of people he means alot but to me he means even more than that.
its hard to describe the impact he has made on my life.but it sure has been a big one.i cant put it into words how much i love this boy.but one day ill show him just how much he means to me.ily! Heather lawd. xxxxxxxNICOLA!!!:
Hello My Friend!!!
I have so much i can say about Douglas some good and some bad- Weve been through a werid thing lately But i now understand what he means to me and how much i care for him. sO Here is a wee list of all things Douglas :D 1. Farts down the phone when your trying to talk to him - It never gets old does it Douglas :P 2. Has an amazing Smile 3. Takes the piss out of you if you talk Nicolish :P
4. Makes you laugh till you cant breath or ur crying so hard it hurts 5. Listens to what you have to say and even talks back - Yesh its Amazing :D 6. Loves his cock well to much and likes to show it everyone - Tell him His cock is huge and he will love you forever 7. He never goes to bed at normal hours so if ur one never to sleep before 6am he is your man to talk to 8. He tells your the truth and never lies- You know where u stand with him. 9. You really need Doug as a mate as you will never really find another guy like him. 10.The phone sex is Amazing hahahahahaahaha :P Okay so their u have it 10 points about Douglas- But really his is an amazing guy and you can tell him anything and he cares. He will tell you to shut up when ur doing his head in and he will tell you when ur amazing. He makes you feel pretty and Makes u feel wanted,You will just wanna talk to him all day and all night,He is such a good mate and i love him for this. I will care for this guy for a long time and who ever get him is one lucky person.Life is never boring with Douglas in it. And if Douglas is not in your life Damn People your missing out.
Anabel (LOCA)
Doug is that guy you can listen to, you can look at, and you never get bored.
The most creative and wonderful guy I’ve ever met without seeing in person. Our first conversation was about cheese and how much he likes it!!! Ice cream with cheese in it??? Well, who knows!!.
He makes me think about everything, and write it down. I can’t draw so the best think I could do will be to write, even though my english is rubbish, he correct my mistakes sometimes which I appreciate a lot, Thanks!!!
Very sexy and handsome, he makes everyone feel special and unique. His eyes take you to another universe, you can get lost in there. Any of his drawings are amazingly valuable and priceless… Each one of them shows a precious piece of his soul. His imagination and originality put him behind most of some so-called artists. He must be recognized as he deserve.
I can’t tell much more yet, but I do believe he is one of those few good guys in this world we live in. Don’t change!!!hahaha
XXX
KIM SAYS:
aww Dougie hes so lovely and sexy i dunno what id do without him one of the best guys ive ever met in my whole life, he always knows what to say and he makes me smile. love you dougie xx
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So for just one day... be a Sunflower.
Remember, you dont have to be a star to twinkle.
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PRELUDE TO MONTY!
Uv been drinkin for 2 days flat, u get home get comfy, hae a bit breakfast then go for the wettest, un-solid, skittery, mexican shit of mages only to find oot theres nae shit paper in the toilet.
Maws just left the hoos for shoppin an theres nae other cunt in.
What do u dae?
ended up rakin in the bathroom bin for sumin to mop up the dregs but aw there was is a old dunfermline press dipped in Cillit 'Barry' Bang.
Nae gid, one thing for sure is that am disinfected and bum pubeless now. honest i am fuckin stingin. its like av went 12 rounds wi the biggest death banger in the universe thats been dipped in cillit bang +5000 on melt.
whitey. actual whitey.
mush of munch +20 on chicken anbd mushroom pot noodle
fern of scran +579 on cheesy pasta
FUNIEST CONVO EVER! Monty says:
Course Content
Biology, ecology, identification skills,
earth science interpretation, IT, biodiversity conservation,
environmental awareness, communication,
habitat management, understanding the
landscape, work experience.
Monty says:
whatever that means
Douglas:
pure as
Douglas:
means your a farmer
Douglas:
or suming
Douglas:
or nufing
Monty says:
aye but it means a can go hikin an live af the land
Monty says:
then write ma own book. Montys extreme bushcraft Douglas:
haha h
Douglas:
in this book
Douglas:
monty explains how to live off the land
Douglas:
and make and utilise tools suchg as
Monty says:
pot noodles
Douglas:
hahah
Monty says:
and rustlers burgers
Douglas:
the kettle
Douglas:
haha h
Monty says:
the microwave
Douglas:
heinz beans
Monty says:
the fan assisted oven
Douglas:
lol
Monty says:
and other outdoor kitchen appliances
MAY GOD BLESS HIS COTTON SOCKS!