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About Me

We formed last night* after drinking too much and maybe there was other things involved, who really knows? We got our name from a childs book, and in early 2004 we didnt go on tour with the likes of razor light or metallica as we only formed last night. We own no instruments. If we did we would'nt be able to play them anyway. Also none of us can sing or anything. So buy our album, its hasn't been made yet but give us 20 quid (each) and maybe we'll make one. Apparently we play jazz and some other stuff that we've never heard of. We love our fans and if you want to book us you can email us on [email protected] (All bookings must be paid up front, if we're too drunk to move we may refund) If you want to send us hate mail the email address is tescocustomersupport@tesco_b_band.com * we formed in a lame attempt to pick up women, as in a girl asked JW what he did for a living and he said "I'm go to college and I'm in a band" when she asked the name of the band he replyed with the 1st thing he saw a childs book called the tick-tock sharks. Sometimes we all touch each other, we're close like that. A bit like take that but we dont bum each other. Whats all this nu rave or new rave stuff all about eh? we are ravers! we make music for the people. MOTHER RUSSIA!

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Member Since: 7/30/2006
Band Members: Tokyo Tomorrow - ummm she plays the guitar and the recorder. Africa Jack - he's our lead singer/ MC and he plays the tambourine, he is safari! (Don) Vincent Curatolla - He's our band leader and harp player. Raphael Boretto - he plays the demo button on the keyboard. Chancellor penis - he puts us into the recovery postion when we pass out, although he usually passes out 1st. Currently serving a 2 year sentance. Funk Daddy Fresh (fresher than yo' mums milm!) - The main dancer, he also controls the harmony section of the band, also an amazing triangle player! has the funkiest moves in the world ever! Big Love - He plays the tambourine and the old rosie cider, also a legend of the dance floor, he'll blow you away! Maria of Sicilia - Music writing expert and production whizz, also an actual musician!!!! Dave the Rave - Production king, hero of all things rave and un-raveExtras!Sgt Shawn, the loudest MC, keeps everyone in line and dishes out punishment for those who fail to comply. (an actual sargent too!) Mincy - dancer......very camp, very slick. Jako - dancer.......more of a legend than a man, he is all things to all men, a true genius, what he can do on the dance floor you would never dream of in a million years. Can burst a blood vessel in his knee on request.......Comedy at its finest.
Influences: WE INFLUENCE! we are influenced by: Alcohol, substances, green things, the talking dog movie, the book tick-tock sharks, king penis, excaliber and his noise making sword, Prodigy, All things rave,
Sounds Like: oasis - after 2 days of partying, with no instruments. Rave, maybe nu rave, e also do hardcore & gabba
Record Label: XL recordings
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

The Tick-Tock Shark film!!!!?

Yes the wonderful people at the BBC have asked us to send in a script and a screen play for a Tick-Tock Shark film. After months of badgering and death threats they finally gave in. Problem is none of...
Posted by TICK-TOCK SHARKS on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:17:00 PST

how to smash any kind of glass

ok we have learned a new way to smash glass, it has been tested on many different glass types tonight and no shit it breaks through EVERY kind. This type of knowledge is good for party tricks, bank ra...
Posted by TICK-TOCK SHARKS on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 04:34:00 PST

Band member required as chencellor penis goes down

for two years as of tomorrow, the band will never again recieve 1st aid from the legend who likes to start fights in the mens toilets and set fire to peoples hats for no apparent reasonthis means we w...
Posted by TICK-TOCK SHARKS on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:02:00 PST

An Album! Wicked!

Ok the Tick-Tock Sharks have an album. Recently I've found some music we created back in 1999ish sort of time. Now the album sounds quite dated and I think to myself what the fuck had we been taking, ...
Posted by TICK-TOCK SHARKS on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:04:00 PST

THE DPRK LOVE US!

We are loved by the 28 million famine starved People of the DPRK North Korea after the release of our song titled "kim il-sung and kim jong-il" Here are the lyrics: Kim joooooooonnnngggg-iiiillll...
Posted by TICK-TOCK SHARKS on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:04:00 PST

1st song! Busta Rhyms remix

After listening to the radio we heard a song by busta rhymes called I love my chick. This song is definately without doubt the worst song ever and now we feel we can make it worse. This will be a hard...
Posted by TICK-TOCK SHARKS on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:11:00 PST