In my youth I once snorted a fat line of tobasco sauce and then drank shottie water for a 4p bet. I was the champion!!!
I'm intrested in partying, being wasted, women, muay thai, boxing and other things like.................yeah
Going to churches and pretending to be the groom at weddings, good for a laugh.
I'd like to meet:
Sophia Greenfields, Sarah that used to work in Nelsons, Alex Mcfalex, sir lancealot, Peter Stringfellow.....legend
Also Afnan Aaland again! I think I need to apologise to her too.
The people who ring the church bells outside my house every sunday morning at 9am.......hahaha wont be so funny when you're picking your teeth off the ground! I will catch you oneday! but I usually can't be bothered cus I'm too hungover or late for work, or both!
Oh and the guy who stole my brain and swapped it for a sponge
Music:
Tick-Tock Sharks, Ragga, hardcore, gabba, hardstyle, big beat, techno, jungle, a lil drum n bass, fast rock, chill out, 94 - 2k trance, old skool, dance hall, hip hop.
oasis, david bowie, bob marley, NWA, Bedioun Soundclash, lilly allen, Happy mondays, giants will fall, bob dylan, the beatles, coolio, The Prodigy, Stone Roses, Basement Jaxx, The Larrs, The coral, Rolling Stones, Queen etc....
Movies:
Freddy got fingered, braindead, ju-on, clint eastwood films, human traffic, trainspotting, napoleon dynamite, rambo, rocky, death wish, cheesy 70's and 80's films where the bad guys are all Russian or from 'behind the iron curtain' and they get beaten by the superior americans, after the English mess up
Television:
the animal planet channel, yeah, they 'mate'. the mighty boosh
Books:
If you get a chance read 'Aquariums of Pyongyang' or 'This is Paradise'
Heroes:
Winston Churchill, he got everyone to kill europeans and told loads of famous and rich people to fuck off. He smoked cigars too like the guy off the A-team
Don Vincent Curatella
My mates that make the nights fucking ace everytime