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Drick A. Clown Jr. IV

My main profile is the first on my friends list*

About Me


Im a professional Internet Clown with the Greatest Head of Hair in the History of Mankind! My Hairs so great, Revlon should offer me a Million dollar contract just for existing! Besides that, I'm the legendary host of the legendary Clown Radio Show , I use to play drums in bands, and Im the inventor of over 5 different Masturbation grips! Yep, Im a talented guy****

My Interests

I'm a guy with many different 'faces'. It's possible I could have multiple personalities, but I'm almost positive it's just one personality who's really good at impressions*

Lisa and I have the best taste in everything! Plus we both like me!!! ;)

My Nubian Goddess!

The ever so sexy Raven Riley !

I'd like to meet:


I'm looking for open minded, cool people basically. So what does that mean? Well, lets say you hate Clowns...You would be neither cool nor openminded, therefore I wouldn't want to meet you. Now lets say you have really really really bad hair. Are you cool? Are you open minded? Well, as long as you can contain your jealousy, we're golden! Now if you're a closet freak who has more sex toys than Dom DeLuise has pasta recipies...you're probably already my friend ;)

Music:

I'm all about the 80's Hair Bands! Classic Rock, Old Motown (Smokie, Temps), Real Blues Music, Funk, and some newer bands round out my music collection.

Movies:

Bubba Ho-Tep - "Even a big bitch cockroach like you should know...Never... but never f*** with the King."

Television:

All the shows I like seem to get cancelled. Remember the Norm MacDonald show?

Books:

The DaVinci Code...at least that's what I tell people*

Heroes:

Anyone who recommends The Clown Radio Show to their inbred cousins...And John Cusack, ofcourse*

My Blog

The time is drawing near my fellow Clowns...

Gather up the Clown army and prepare to take out some Mimes (trust me, they'll go quietly), it's almost time for the Greatest Show in the History of Internet Radio to make it's HUGE comeback debut!Yes...
Posted by Drick A. Clown Jr. IV on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:32:00 PST

Here ya go...

Click HERE if you'd like to read my blog. If you don't, well then you're lame. Good luck with that* ;o)...
Posted by Drick A. Clown Jr. IV on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:53:00 PST

The 100% true story of D'Rick A. Clown Jr. IV

D'Rick was born, with a full head of his legendary black hair, on January 8th 1976. The moment he popped out, the head nurse made the mistake of touching his amazing locks, and became overly 'smitten'...
Posted by Drick A. Clown Jr. IV on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:38:00 PST