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SNEAKY THE CLOWN

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About Me

SNEAKY THE CLOWN, RING LEADER OF www.badclown.com FIRST APPEARANCE FROM OBSCURITY WAS AT LOCAL BARS (SOME HAVE NICE ALLEYS) AND SLEEPYTIME REVIEWS (10 YEARS AND YOUNGER) AT YOUR RESIDENT BEDROOM COMMUNITY. LASHING OUT, HE MADE HIS INFAMOUS DEBUT AT THE SPOOKY HOUSE IX, IN WOODLAND HILLS, CALIFORNIA. FEELING THE "URGE" TO GROW, SNEAKY NOW INCLUDES UNEVENTFUL APPEARANCES AT GRAND OPENINGS, REST STOPS, AND THE OCCASIONAL COMEDY CLUB...IF HE PAYS THEM ENOUGH! A CROSS BETWEEN SINISTER AND SENSITIVE, RAUNCHY, YET CHILDLIKE, SNEAKY HAS SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY. DON'T EXPECT ANY BALLOONS FROM THIS CLOWN, HE'LL UNZIP AND PULL ONE OUT READY TO BLOW! VISIT THE BADCLOWNs AT WWW(DOT)BADCLOWN(DOT)COM

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My Interests

BOOZE, BROADS, AND BITING!

I'd like to meet:

BROADS...CUZ' I'M SUCH A CHICK MAGNET! AND DEAD CLOWNS, SO I COULD PERSONALLY TELL THEM I'M STEALING THEIR MATERIAL!

Music:

YES, ESPECIALLY REAL TOE-TAPPERS!

Movies:

HOME MOVIES - 8MM, SUPER 8, HIDDEN CAMERA, UPSKIRT CAMS

Television:

I HAVE A FEW FOR SALE...CHEAP!

Books:

A FEW OF MY FAVS"HOW TO MAKE THAT DRINK A DOUBLE" "COFFEE, TEA, OR MARTINI?" "CEREAL KILLERS: A CLOWN'S PERSONAL BREAKFAST PHOBIA" "NIP N' TUCK: THE QUICK DRINKER'S ENCYCLOPEDIA" "BALLOON BLOWING CONDOM GUIDE"

Heroes:

STU SKELTON...RED'S LESSER-KNOWN ALCOHOLIC BROTHER!

My Blog

Alright! I did an "F"in' quiz!

. FIRST NAME: Sneaky2. WHAT IS THE MOST PHYSICAL PAIN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN?Quit drinking for almost a day! Damn hospital wouldn't let me bring any booze in during my kidney operation3. DO YOU ALWAYS ...
Posted by SNEAKY THE CLOWN on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 06:25:00 PST

SPECIALTY DRINKS

Now I feel this is a blog worth discussing! Any of you have a special adult beverage that you have concocted? I wanna here 'hem! Here is on of my latest: CHODKA Take four Herseys bars and toss in a b...
Posted by SNEAKY THE CLOWN on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 01:14:00 PST

Remember Kiddies

Life is fucked and then you only get drunker!
Posted by SNEAKY THE CLOWN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST