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About Me

I am Ken Melvoin-Berg. a professional Psychic Detective and one of the owners of Weird Chicago Tours. OK I'm also Kreamy the Clown, a sick, drunk, twisted clown with no inner monologue. I tend to be grumpy, a curmudgeon, a good listener and great story teller.CURRENT MOON moon phase info

My Interests

Check out my websites!! Psychicken and Weird Chicago Tours

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Scotch, broads, monkeys, banjos, pirates and rubber chickens.

I'd like to meet:

Weirdos, geeks, freaks, sex maniacs, Witches, UFO abductees and clowns. Want to see me as Kreamy the Clown in action? Check out this clip:Kreamy the Dancing Clown
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Ken (along with his partner Adam) also host a free Podcast on iTunes called WEIRD CHICAGO. It's about ghosts, the supernatural and general oddities so check it out it's free and all the cool kids are listening to it!!

Movies:

Zombie movies, John Carpenter flicks, George Romero, Anaconda, Film Noir, anything with Humphrey Bogart, Shakes the Clown, and all movies by the late great Russ Meyer, anything with, about or for H.P. Lovecraft.

Television:

I don't watch TV.

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Books:

I will list my favorite authors as it is too limiting to list books. H.P. Lovecraft, Ambrose Bierce, Lord Dunsany, Edgar Rice Burroughs, William S. Burroughs, any book written by anyone named Burroughs, Troy Taylor, Laurel K. Hamilton, Neil Gaiman, anything by Niven, Heinlein, and Asimov, Robert Anton Wilson, Phillip K. Dick.

Heroes:

John Wayne Gacy (but only as a clown and artist), Shub-Niggurath, Nyarlothotep, Azathoth, Hastur, Hastur, Hastur, Cthulhu and Ithaqua.

My Blog

Mojo report

Mojo is still trucking along, he is a lot skinnier and pretty tired most of the time but I get to see him (and Lolita!) every weekday now when Cherish is working. It's so awesome having my doggies wit...
Posted by Psychicken on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:57:00 PST

Yay I get to spend the whole day with Mojo!

Cherish is letting me have Mojo and Lolita all day on Wednesday from 8am to 4pm. That so rocks I get to see my babies!
Posted by Psychicken on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:26:00 PST

Mojo will be pasing away soon from liver and adrenal cancer.

My dog Mojo has about a week or two to live. He has both liver and adrenal cancer that is inoperable. I found about this from one of Cherish's friends last night. Take a moment and look at the new pic...
Posted by Psychicken on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:11:00 PST

Why the new Indiana Jones movie blows monkey balls.

Spoiler (Do not read this if you haven't seen the movie yet).So after seeing the new Indiana Jones fiasco the only thing I could imagine for the reason was this:George Lucas and Steven Spielberg are s...
Posted by Psychicken on Sat, 31 May 2008 06:01:00 PST

Pirates vs Goths

So I had this dream two nights ago (and I hate it when people tell me their dreams, but my blog, my dream, so deal with it). Adam, Hector, Willy and I were on our bus Special Edna, but we were Pirates...
Posted by Psychicken on Sun, 25 May 2008 01:59:00 PST

Sex Tour

Join me for my next Sex Tour on Saturday, June 7th from noon to 5pm at The Discovery Center. We have a bunch of new places added on to the tour including the Admiral Theatre, Bon Bon (love those Kama ...
Posted by Psychicken on Wed, 21 May 2008 11:03:00 PST

How’s your day?

Those of you that know me realize I wear my life on my sleeve, I have no secrets. Someone asked me how my day was yesterday and my response was, "My day was full of drinking tequila, crying and mastur...
Posted by Psychicken on Wed, 07 May 2008 10:10:00 PST

Who am I?

Getting to know myself is a sad but necessary process. I've been having a lot of time to think lately about who I am emotionally, mentally, spiritually and physically. I am trying to consider to my de...
Posted by Psychicken on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:49:00 PST

Zombie pub crawl

Our Zombie pub crawl for New Year's Eve was so much fun! We went downtown invaded a few hotspots, when we didn't get the reaction we were hoping for we switched out typical Zombie mantra of "Br...
Posted by Psychicken on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:17:00 PST

Psychicken Live! On the Ghostman and Demonhunter show!

I will be live on the air at 9pm EST on the Ghostman and Demonhunter show.Check it out at www.ghostanddemon.comPsychicken
Posted by Psychicken on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:30:00 PST