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Clown Man Redux

Once you go Clown, you'll be fooling around!

About Me

Im a professional Internet Clown with the Greatest Head of Hair in the History of Mankind! My Hairs so great, Revlon should offer me a Million dollar contract just for existing! Besides that, I'm the legendary host of the legendary Clown Radio Show, I use to play drums in bands, and Im the inventor of over 5 different Masturbation grips! Yep, Im a talented guy****

My Interests

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Below is a little something for the ladies...

I'd like to meet:


I'm looking for open minded, cool people basically. So what does that mean? Well, lets say you hate Clowns...You would be neither cool nor openminded, therefore I wouldn't want to meet you. Now lets say you have really really really bad hair. Are you cool? Are you open minded? Well, as long as you can contain your jealousy, we're golden! Now if you're a closet freak who has more sex toys than Dom DeLuise has pasta recipies...you're probably already my friend ;)

Music:

Buckcherry, old Motown, Blues music, 70's Rock, and especially 80's Hair Bands

Buckcherry

Movies:

Bubba Ho-Tep - "Even a big bitch cockroach like you should know...Never... but never f*** with the King."

Television:

All the shows I like seem to get cancelled. Remember the Norm MacDonald show?

Books:

The DaVinci Code...at least that's what I tell people*

Heroes:

John Cusack...Ofcourse*

My Blog

4 days 'till Rocky Balboa!

In only 4 days, We'll be graced with the return of the film series that made running up steps in Philadelphia my number one life goal.That film...Rocky Balboa!I truly cannot believe it is finally here...
Posted by Clown Man Redux on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 09:35:00 PST

What I see, on the televison screen

Ya know, I am truly tired of this device we call the television, or as the older folks call it...the Boob Tube. With the exception of a few episodes of South Park once in a while, all I see is a bunch...
Posted by Clown Man Redux on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:22:00 PST

This story is almost 23 percent true!!!

It was a dark chilly night and D'Rick was watching the porn, I believe the title was 'Psycho Midgets in the Old Folks Home', or something like that.Anyway, while watching a hot scene between a punk Ro...
Posted by Clown Man Redux on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:10:00 PST

Buckcherry!!!!!!!!!!!

Question; What do you get when you have a Internet Clown, take him to a Buckcherry concert, feed him full of Free beer and like 5 Rum and Cokes, tuck him in at 4 am, and wake him up at 8am? Answer; On...
Posted by Clown Man Redux on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:23:00 PST

Mexicans in Porn...Hello?

One thing I've noticed in my 30 years on this planet is the lack of Mexican Male Porn Stars. What's the deal with this and how can we end this discrimination?"Latina Bum Bum", "Crazed Mamacitas", and ...
Posted by Clown Man Redux on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:24:00 PST

El' Worko

Maybe it's just me, but being the sexiest Clown bastard this side of the Mississippi, I don't think I should have to 'work' for a living. Now before you even start with the "everyone has to work blah ...
Posted by Clown Man Redux on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 04:08:00 PST

Woah

According to the latest Trojan Condoms survey, my penis is way bigger than the average willie running around! That should make Jessica Alba VERY happy...someday* ;o) Just thought I'd share*  D'R...
Posted by Clown Man Redux on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:17:00 PST

Jesus H. Christ

Bigger than Elvis, more popular than Paris Hiltons rat dog, and way cooler than Muhammad, Jesus Henry Christ walked the Earth some 2000+ years ago, and became the Worlds Biggest Super Star. What the l...
Posted by Clown Man Redux on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 02:23:00 PST

Mind pondering

The question I ponder on this here evening is...Who is truly of importance?Look at our basic lives, the majority of us perform a daily grind of tasks that A. We don't want to do, and B. make little di...
Posted by Clown Man Redux on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:42:00 PST

Good Grief

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...The Detroit Tigers stunk it up big time in the World Series. I've never in my life watched a team try so hard to give games away. But whatever, I'll always have this......
Posted by Clown Man Redux on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:36:00 PST