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Craigy

Lets Get Fucked Up And Die

About Me

Hello i am the man of the moment and the man with a plan according to Mr Chris Bates, you gotta love that guy. im an 18 year old man, yes that means i can get shit-faced in a pub, i go to the ridings high school in winterbourne and its a F*cking hell hole,but ya know,im used to it. i like to listen to music and go out with my friends,aslong as joe doesnt get drunk and start doing his usual antics lol i also like big asses and dogging anyway if anyone wants to chat add me on msn [email protected]
one of the greatest tv shows ever has to be men behaving badly, fuck the simpsons thats shit now, men behaving badly is the best, hands down.

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Name: Craig
Birthday: April 13th, sometimes its on easter sundays and friday the 13th!
Birthplace: Bristol
Current Location: Bristol
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5ft11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: King
The Shoes You Wore Today: Circas, black and white ones
Your Weakness: dont have one
Your Fears: sharing a houseboat with noel edmonds, the pope stealing my bus pass.
Your Perfect Pizza: ham,sausage, mushroom,meatballs,pineapple,ill be honest i like lots of stuff
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get to uni
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: super smashing great!
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh god not another day!
Your Best Physical Feature: people have said its my ass but im not inclined to agree
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: holidays to florida
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi all the way
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: what the hell is nestea? ill have lipton ice tea thx
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocotastic!
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke: nope.smokings bad
Do you Swear: all the time
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: i try to
Have you Been in Love: fraid not
Do you want to go to College: no uni mate
Do you want to get Married: id love to
Do you belive in yourself: yeah most definately
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: not at all
Are you a Health Freak: good god no
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah their great
Do you play an Instrument: Bass Guitar badly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: dont do dates
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes ive gone to THE mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: dunno what they are
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope thankfully
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but id like to try it
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: course
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yeah quite a few times actually
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: having sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Psychiatrist
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont mind
Favourite Hair Color: dont mind but i prefer dark hair,then blondes,and so on and so fourth.
Short or Long Hair: dont mind but longs better on most women.
Height: not too tall,not too short.
Weight: not too fat,not too thin.
Best Clothing Style: whatever i wanna wear.
Number of Drugs I have taken: dont take evil drugs,quite a few good drugs
Number of CDs I own: fuck knows
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: few things,but then i think you always learn from your mistakes.
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My Interests



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Sheep porn

Horse porn

Smacking peoples bitches up

Swinging

Big bottoms

Sandwiches

Jah-Jah binx

Mushrooms

Dogging

Sucking on old newspapers

Loan Sharking

Failed Armed Robbery

Idle Theft

Pillaging the village until everything that can be stolen has been stolen

Women that were once men

Raping melons

Fly Tipping

Craig's Funky Roller Disco

Cow Maintenance

I'd like to meet:

If i had the chance id love to meet these 3 guys, they are all complete nut cases.

You Scored a 74% as good sexer!

You are good in bed, we should all be like you. Or maybe you're just having too much sex. Only freaks score this high...lol!

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Music:

i like all types of music but heres some of my fave bands: +44,36 Crazyfists,New Found Glory,AC/DC,AFI,Aiden,Alexisonfire,Alkaline Trio,The All-American Rejects,Anti-Flag,Arctic Monkeys,Armor For Sleep,Blink-182,Carcass,cKy.Coheed & Cambria,The Clash,Deftones,Editors,Feeder,Foo Fighters,Funeral For A Friend,Goldfinger,Green Day,Helmet,Jimmy Eat World,Killswitch Engage,Korn,Lamb Of God,Mad Capsule Markets,Metallica,Muse,My Chemical Romance,Nine Inch Nails,Nirvana,NOFX,Oasis,The Offspring,Pantera,Prodigy,Queens Of The Stoneage,The Raconteurs,Radiohead,Rage Against The Machine,Rammstein,Rancid,The Red Hot Chili Peppers,Rise Against,Sex Pistols,Slayer,Slipknot,Smashing Pumpkins,Snow Patrol,Static-X,Sum 41,System Of A Down,Taking Back Sunday,Tenacious D,Transplants,Trivium,The Used,The Vines,Yeah Yeah Yeahs,Yellowcard...wow that was alot,phew i need a drink....

Movies:

Anything funny,or violent,as long as it has a good storyline like porn for example.
Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify this (the first one was shit wasn't it?)
The Omen
sandy does Fido the dog 12
Debbie does Dave in New York
Debbie does the whole of the camera crew from Debbie does Dave in New York
Debbie does Jebus
im gay with your mum
Stilton cheese, in a sexual way
Debbie does the Mayor of New York with a baguette
Debbie does the entire population of France 2; man shes loose now!
Debbie does everyone; the interactive computer game
Debbie does Sandie on the beach with a big stick
Debbie does.....she just does alright!
The Odd Couple, starring C-3PO and the Terminator.
Black Hawk in Seattle - Meg Ryan, discovering there really isn't a cure for insomnia, steals a helicopter and crashes it into Microsoft headquarters.
Sex Toy Story - All the animated military dildos go on a mission to rescue 'Woody'
gone with the wind in 60 seconds-a film about a man with a farting problem from 19th century America who has to steal loads of 20th century cars in an amount of time i cant quite remember
Mr Blobbys grand day out - May contain scenes of a sexual nature
Deal or No Deal the film-One man in his attempt to piss off alot of people with boxes
Raging Naked Gay Men- go one on one with each other in jelly
Poke Her Mon-Two lesbians attempts to break into beastiality
Gangrenous Grannies
classic snooker porn with Steve Davis and Ron Jeremy
Bambi 5- return of bambies mother, in a surprising zombie horror flick
This Morning the film-A tale of a man and a women in their attempts to colonize the republic of Ireland with Gary Lineker-rated 18 for big eared fun!

Television:

Mother Theresa's guide to good sex

Monkey Tennis

Arm Wrestling With Chas & Dave

Inner-City Sumo

Cooking in Prison

Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank

Songs of Praise,

Anything on channel 5 after 10

It's A Craig Makepeace Christmas

Adolf Hitler's Travels To Israel

Books:

Gary Linekers book of ghost story's

The Popes guide to buying heroin on the black market

The Bible, wrote it myself

Declaring Islamic Jihad for Dummies, A beginners guide to killing infedels

Playboy magazine; dot to dot edition

A beginners guide to advanced dogging: Illustrated Edition

The big hungry caterpillar

The bisexual lesbian who likes men

The colour blind bomb defuser

Sex Tips For girls

How to look good naked whilst fully clothed

I Like Bigg Butts- The Guide

Dude wheres my pimp?

Dogging-the unknown sport

Craig Makepeace - The Autobiography

Jade Goody - Not Just A Fat Short Arse

How To Cook Craig Makepeace

How To Incite Islamic Terrorism By George Bush

How To Poison Your Dinner Guests By Ainsley Harriot

Heroes:

Jesus Christ

Stiro

Craig Makepeace

Bears

Lesbians

Porn Stars

Bambi

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