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About Me


if you know the color of my aura then you know everything. pink is only a distraction. don't ever get me drunk. i like a strong apple martini and x-tra large watermelon margaritas. i keep many secrets. you can trust me with yours. jesus used to make me cry. But no more. i worship my friends. i'm proud to say that parker posey, bjork, kathleen hanna, joaquin phoenix, wynona ryder, gavin rossdale, kelly and jack osbourne, and tara reid share my astrological sun sign. my shitz-a-poo puppy is cuter cooler fluffier handsomer than yours. i love him so. i hide under cover of electric blue eye shadow and false lashes.Hot Layouts
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Dark Purple
To others, you seem a bit dark, mysterious, and moody.
In truth, you are just a very unique person who doesn't care what others think.
And you really enjoy your offbeat interests and friends.
You've decided that life is about living for yourself - simple as that. What Color Purple Are You?

My Interests

comer. to eat. fast talkers. lunch. mind mapping. happenings. performative anger. pink (to detract from my real mood always.) weekends. bumper cars. plush carpeting. cotton candy. deciphering the criminal mind. new wave. lots of pillows. free summer events in the city. karma. spontaneity. finding graffiti, lost objects, sushi, and hidden public (i.e., OXYMORONS) art all over the city. DADA. the nonsequitor, nonlinear and nonsensical. hated the aristocrats but for scenes with sarah silverman and andy dick. learning to love you more.com

I'd like to meet:

besides someone who calls himself privatehell69 even though he makes me happier than anyone....a german-scottish drummer who's banned from Germany...my husband who still takes me out on "date night". people who won't puke or punch me when i spew forth this liquid sugar talk. people who light candles for their friends, family and pets. cinephiles. music makers. performers. others with wanderlust. palm readers. icons. legends. eccentrics. gentle monsters. vampires. surrealists. explorers. geeks. mysterious individuals. those who are agreeable to play with my hair and scratch my scalp upon request. people who smile like they mean it. trixsters. dreamers. scarlette. gwen. johnny. peter. people who are hard to follow. i want to walk through you all. someone who will teach me how to knit a doggie scarf for my doggie. generation X. MY SPIRIT GUIDE.

Music:

Hanzel Und Gretyl (HUG)

Movies:

tarnation (documentary). corpse bride. dali paintings are like movies. a bout de souffle. the dreamers. talk to her. all about my mother. trust. secretary. tie me up tie me down. the piano teacher, donnie darko. party girl. a certain sacrifice. camille. bottle rockets. rushmore. who's afraid of virginia woolf. city of lost children. delicatessen. wet hot american summer. drawing restraint 9. godard. fellini. kubrick. hartley. wong kar wai. burton. lynch. waters. almodovar. madden.

Television:

lucky louie. it's always sunny in philadelphia. my fair brady II. noTORIous. number 1 single, blow out, metalocalypse, project runway, the surreal life, six feet under, huff, weeds, the L word, curb your enthusiasm, best week ever, smutt. i want the andy dick show back.

Books:

the diary of anais nin I-VII, the secret life of Salvador Dali, pablo neruda, secret manuscripts, classified information.

Heroes:

madge. ester. (whatever she's responding to this week) bjork. miranda july. drew barrymore. gwen stefani. traci lords. marilyn monroe. dita von teese. marlene dietrich. greta garbo. carmen electra.