[Probably The Best Emily In The World]

About Me

Cool People Eat Clowns

Poem for me by Klee:

A Poem For Emily

i have a friend, her name is emily, ill try not to offend and describe her femininly.

shes not too proper, and not too posh, a bit of a rocker, with little dosh.

she will party hard, and have a laugh, but she no tard, and dont end up in the bath!

with best friends like katy, and leppas like me, it true to see, lots of ppl with emily!

shes always silly, and makes me giggle, when shes being a willy and doin a wiggle!

there once was a little green monkey, thats she called something, hes a little bit too funky, so i called him nothing.

she may be blonde, and she may have a mullet (hee hee) but for her, one of the best, id take a bullet...(plastic of course)

WOOOP-PAH!!
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Bonjour I am Emily, I live in Spalding .

My gosh I got to edit this. I used to be in STAMFORD COLLEGE doing A Levles, in Math, Physics and English, but Ive finished!

So I have got a full time job at John Lewis.

I well miss the kerbz and LDS. My lazy education days are so far behind me, its sad really. Going to keep reuniting tho.

I want to live fast and die fun.

Im preety fucking cool, obvs not my own opinion, purely what people have conveyed to me.

I am famous because i am James Stone's big sister.

I have a nick name.. its boobs

Likes:

The stamford college crew. LDS homebrew.

Parties

music

Going to the gym with Katy

animals

playing keyboard

Tea
persiades

Stella Artios

sleeping

gigage

fast vehicles

james (little family legend)

bein outside

making memories

Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends
Sponge Bob

Scrubs

South Park

Death Match

Lee Evans

Rugby!!!!

Dislikes:

animal cruelty

fake people

tomatoes

seaweed

realiy tv

fatness

mornings

My Interests

Everything and anything

I love camping, canoing, sailing, rock climbing, ab-sailig, horse riding, reading, writing, listening to music, and getting drunk.

I try out nething new.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Green Day

Foo Fighters

Kate Nash

Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Led Zeplin

Queen

The Network

Pinhead Gunpowder

Screeching Weasels

My Chemical Romance

System Of A Down

The Killers

The Coral

Oasis

The Clash

Rancid

Blur

Less Than Jake

Muse

Lost Prophets

Offspring

The Ramones

Jet

The Kaiser Chiefs

Taking Back Sunday

Kasabian

Head Automatica

Jimmy Eat World

Jools Holland

Riverside Soundtrack

KoRn

Slayer

36 CrazyFists

Horrorpops

Pendulum

Fandangle

Gym Class Heroes

RX Bandits

Movies:

Lord Of The Rings, Star Wars, 300, Over The Hedge, Flushed Away, Finding Nemo, Ice Age, Matrix..Haha, mix of geek and cartoon in me

Television:

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

FAMILY GUY

FAWLTY TOWERS

MONTY PYHON

THE FAST SHOW

LITTLE BRITIAN

FUTURAMA

THE SIMPSONS

INVADER ZIM

SCRUBS!

Grey's Anatomy

Books:

All kinds. I love to write them too...... i just cant finish them.

Heroes:

Spiderman?

Dita Von Teese

Dame Judi Dench

Mrs Jacqueline Margaret Dawson Stone

My World Visitor Map!

Myspace Graphics

My Blog

A PAL YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendID=333491272 Have a look see if you like his stuff. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx...
Posted by [Probably The Best Emily In The World] on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:58:00 PST

wrk dis oot mfs

hjmimic is feeling nis ballshe says iys his bellfbuttoni ahnt convoncef::cant stop laughinbkim is ta:king like an iranianshe has even got a fe rappedcheers bitchaee'ily and ji'band the goat:many exs:i...
Posted by [Probably The Best Emily In The World] on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 01:21:00 PST

wii all my love

yeer ids the da gd liffplaying on me bluds wiinutin wisbitchin about thatmade so many mistakes on ere nxt blog will be without corrections. calling frm sonic xxxx
Posted by [Probably The Best Emily In The World] on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 01:11:00 PST

wii all my love

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Posted by [Probably The Best Emily In The World] on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:02:00 PST

Egghead: Extreme Ways Of Getting Out Of Work

Thursday of last week...... I was sorting through a beautiful load of cardboard boxes. Taking note of the shoe sizes that had been lovingly embossed on the front. The purpose of this was to ensure I h...
Posted by [Probably The Best Emily In The World] on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:47:00 PST

Nicola Dartnell

Fucking wicked weekend mate. Party was good fun, we shuld dress up and walk around Spalding as the undead more often. We shouldve filmed the look on that BP attendants face. Lets do this, its Y...
Posted by [Probably The Best Emily In The World] on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 02:26:00 PST

Safety In Numbers

Why have I become obsessed with my bank statements? Is this what being responsible is all about? Everytime i stick my lil blue card into the wall to get out money, my mind goes nuts. I never used to c...
Posted by [Probably The Best Emily In The World] on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:15:00 PST

Readers

1560 people have read my blogs. How weird. I always thought noone ever read these. I dont read anyone elses. No comments though, i guess iam readable, but very boring. lol...
Posted by [Probably The Best Emily In The World] on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:25:00 PST

Wasted

I was putting swing tickets on slippers at John Lewis the other day, when I suddenly thought.... Ive got an a level in physics
Posted by [Probably The Best Emily In The World] on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:22:00 PST