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Stevus Christ

I am here for Friends

About Me

music is pretty much my life, i listen to it, play it and talk about it 24/7. i live in Bow in east london and can generally be found being lazy. its not a bad life. i play in a band which im emensely proud of. i like growing a beard every now and then! i fucking hate fish! i suppose im not that interrseting compared to most of the peeps on here, i have no tats, no piercings and no time to party.

My Interests

all things that make me smile, my band, my buddies, high fives (old skool), Czech people, feeling shit the next day but knowing it was worth it and twiglets.

I'd like to meet:

aliens, simon pegg, anyone called jebus, the evil POTUSA (give him a slap and call him nasty names), you if your nice and friendly, elfs, paul mcartneys talking frogs (but not him, twat), a gay satan, burt and ernie and whoever invented gaffa tape!

Music:

fantomas, king crimson, giant squid, minsk, thumpermonkey, meshuggah, can, swans, the melvins, unexpect, mr bungle, peeping tom, asva, aereogramme, carla khilstedt, 2 foot yard, berg sans nipple, Barrelass, farmers market, chuck farley, ratm, tool, a perfect circle, mogwai, slint, shellac, kling klang, godspeed you black emperor, do make say think, sleepytime gorilla museum, estradasphere, deserts of traun, pelican, book of knots, secret chiefs 3, isis, sunn 0))), low, deerhoof, whisper in the noise, ten foot nun, explosions in the sky, june of 44, tusk, pigshackle, the display team, keelhaul, faun fables, big business, thin pillow, j5, pink floyd, set fire to flames, tori amos, deftones, dj shadow, at the drive in, radiohead, ween, pixies, REM, weezer, lali puna, tunguska butterfly, mum, smashing pumpkins, aphex twin, the cure, unkle, susuma yokota (amazing), dj danger mouse, team sleep, roots manuva, bjork, fourtet, system of a down, trail of dead, partchimp, joy division, saul williams, the roots, NIN and all things that are good! mofo!

Movies:

anything by kevin smith, david lynch, simon pegg, high fidelity, man on the moon, dazed and confused, trainspotting, snatch, the godfather, any tarantino, the virgin suicides, fargo, fear and loathing, meeting people is easy, big, spaceballs, how to operate your brain (on shrooms), spinal tap and er........ porn....... come on everyone does! ur just in denial doubters! oh, and i fucking hate those teen american comedies with the 30 year old actors playing high school kids! whats that about!?

Television:

is evil and mostly crap but i guess spaced is amazing. dont think america gets that, oh well! family guy, the mighty boosh, monty python, phoenix nights, brass eye, fawlty towers, tom and jerry and ive run out of good stuff.

Books:

aleister crowley if i can be bothered to think

Heroes:

dont like worship, so my heroes r my folks (im being sick too!) and bill hicks (rip)

My Blog

Death and rubber

i miss everyone now! bugger!
Posted by Stevus Christ on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:45:00 PST

Take it up the hose!

chunder over minge!is peterborough a fighting town?do i look sexy in a bra?is cunt a naughty word still?when?why do i have a profile?wolfmother?whats the purpose of rubber?is it fun or does it make yo...
Posted by Stevus Christ on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:06:00 PST

cancer of the emo gland!

zippy title huh! "the kid went all the way from his house to the venue, about 5 miles away, a fucking rugby club in the middle of nowhere. the little shit and his mates sat outside with their "girlfri...
Posted by Stevus Christ on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 06:19:00 PST

fuck my mouth!

go on! i will not fight you! fuck my mouth!
Posted by Stevus Christ on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 07:12:00 PST

i can be cultured!

et satan chiait des briques! soufflant d'enormes morceaux dans les tuyaux! le muscle d'amour du fantome! mullets des fonds de l'enfer! the spelling may be wrong, but the feeling is the...
Posted by Stevus Christ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST