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Scoot

I move away from the mic to breathe in......

About Me

Seriously.... First of all NO, I will NOT add your STUPID band, enough already. Unless I know you, and chances are, I don't...LEAVE ME ALONE. AND FUCK OFF, I'm SICK OF YOU. I am an extremly impatient driver. People who: A) don't get out of the fast lane when driving slow as fuck, B) don't drive at least 5-10 over the speed limit at all times, and C) don't turn right on red drive me CRAZY. I despise onions and cigarettes. Separate and/or together. Getting it in the morning. All of the sudden I am really in to old Rolling Stones. I seen this movie about Brian Jones, the guitar player that started the band and I'm all about it. Current addiction, Planters dry roasted almonds. Nicolas Cage is NOT a badass. I hate clipping my toenails. Finger nails suck too. Sometimes I like to dance and sometimes I don't. Weddings are a given though. I like beer. Alot. I like Iron Maiden. A lot. I like going to casino. Pizza is fantastic. I get super deals at Kohl's. Yeah, Kohl's. And stupid shirts. Kansas and Boston are bands.
I'd rather be at the James right now. Baseketball and The Cable Guy are the most underrated movies ever. Twisted Sister is the most underrated band. Ever. I kinda want a Slim Jim right now. I still can't sleep. Ribs and pork chops are great. Um, bacon too, duh. I am REALLY funny, just ask anyone.

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My Interests

music, cooking, gambling, beer and wine, doing pushups in the middle of a wedding reception during Takin' Care of Business, saying stupid shit, laughing, KARAOKE duh, playing guitar, my house, garden salsa sunchips, going to a lot of concerts, the james, lifting weights, crunches, um girls, combo's, some other stuff too

I'd like to meet:

LBJ (Lyndon Baynes Johnson)

Music:

Iron Maiden, the Fratellis, HiFi Handgrenades, the Sounds, Priestess, the Darkness, Mastodon, White Zombie, Scorps, Bad Religion, Misfits, Butt Rock - basically any/all 80's Hair Bands (except the shitty ones), Twisted Sister, Avenged Sevenfold, the Clash, the Beatles, Zeppelin, Fountains of Wayne, Edguy, Weezer, Bob Marley, Cat Stevens, Elvis, Elvis Costello, the Who, Pink Floyd, Thrice, Boy Bands (yup), the Strokes, Alice Cooper, Skid Row, AC/DC, Motley Crue, Judas Priest, Triumph, Budgie, April Wine, Deep Purple, Whitesnake, Rainbow, Dragonforce, Minor Threat, Op Ivy, the Salt Miners, In Flames, Refused, Buck Cherry, Rancid, Kansas, Pat Benatar, ELO, Queen, King Crimson, The Cardigans, Sahara Hotnights, Outkast, Dr Dre, Snoop, Method Man, Suga Free, DJ Quik, the Hellacopters, the Living End, Nirvana, Black Flag, the Undead, Creedence, the Doobie Brothers, Billy Joel, Mellancamp, JT, the Pixies, the Breeders, Gin Blossoms, Metallica, 88 Fingers Louie, Foreigner, Coheed & Cambria, the Datsuns, the Mars Volta, Guns 'n' Roses, Sublime, Suicide Machines, Just Ask, Writhing, Bang! Bang!, the Fags, Nappy Roots, Everclear, Green Day, NOFX, Children of Bodom, Zelda & the Unibrows, KISS, Cinderella, Seduce, Tesla, Skid Row, ...and you will know us by the trail of dead, Black Sabbath, Do or Die, Fear, Faith No More, Everclear, Elton John, Sloppy Seconds, Megadeth, Opeth, lots more

Movies:

Usual Suspects, The Departed, Bloodsport, Big Trouble in Little China, Half Baked, Baseketball, Lost In Translation, Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, The Man Who Knew Too Little, Kingpin, basically anything with Bill Murray, Army of Darkness, Scary Movie 2, Team America, Office Space, Pulp Fiction, Real Genius, all the Naked Guns, Shawshank Redemption, the Princess Bride, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Dogtown and Z Boys, Jackass, Happy Gilmore, Wedding Singer, Billy Madison, Super Troopers, Wet Hot American Summer, Me and You and Everyone We Know (everyone needs to see this movie, for real), 40 Year Old Virgin, Big Lebowski, Slackers, Animal House, Outside Providence, most of the Kevin Smith flicks, Rocky I-IV, Shawn of the Dead, Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels was pretty rad too.

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Food Network, The Office, ten minutes of a lot of movies on HBO, HOCKEY in HD, poker, Arrested Development is probably the best show ever, Ali G, Seinfeld, I still haven't seen Entourage because I'm a big loser.

Books:

BBQ sauce

Heroes:

Chicken Shack founders the Sobecks, Greg because he got everyone working out. No one ever worked out or did anything physical until Greg started going to the gym. Mike Pierce.

My Blog

I’m obsessed

....with 3 flavors of Ben & Jerry's. Strawberry Cheesecake, Turtle Soup, and Creme Brulee. God damn, shit is SO good. Oh, and Cheetos too.
Posted by Scoot on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 04:56:00 PST

apparently I should have been watching Rock of Love all along

Just caught it tonight for the first time actually, the last 3 episodes. Wow, it was pretty sweet. That Jes girl that won was totally hot, I was glad she won. Heather was a total bitch, he would have ...
Posted by Scoot on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:50:00 PST

a mathematical dilemma

3 guys check in to a hotel. The guy at the front desk tells them its $30 total, for the 3 of them to share a room. They each chip in $10, grab their bags and head up to their room. The front desk guy ...
Posted by Scoot on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:47:00 PST

I seen it

Dude, this movie Hot Fuzz. I watched it I think 4 times in the last 2 weeks. Its fucking amazing. Some of the funniest shit for real. Def the best movie I've seen this year. I don't really remember Sh...
Posted by Scoot on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 05:07:00 PST

Fleas suck, it is official

I had my assumptions, but now dealing with it firsthand, I can honestly say that fleas suck ass.
Posted by Scoot on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 10:46:00 PST

inspirational

I started my mustache on Sunday. It is now Thursday. Yesterday my boss told me that I look "so shitty". A compliment that only I could appreciate.  Look for the upcoming blog "evolution of a...
Posted by Scoot on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 07:03:00 PST

on rocky balboa

I just seen it, the new Rocky movie. When I first heard they were making this, I was like oh shit, this is going to be so stupid and corporate. Like lets totally tag on to the title and make some shit...
Posted by Scoot on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:44:00 PST

not incredibly surprised

There is this sandwich place at the airport in the McNamara terminal in the lower A gates called PB&J's.Guess what they make? Its all peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. You can pick from almond o...
Posted by Scoot on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:46:00 PST

smells like heartbreak to me.....

Officially ending the Wings season tonight, what a fusking bum out man. Great season and a great team, and that's it. I could bitch about Game 5 and all that bullshit, but not gonna do that. Cuz I ain...
Posted by Scoot on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:10:00 PST

There's Only Room At This Party For One Guy Named Skeeter

Taken from the Onion............ Hey, you. In the hat. I just heard some dudes calling you Skeeter, and I saw you respond to them. That's some bullshit. As soon and you and me are done here, you ...
Posted by Scoot on Fri, 04 May 2007 12:47:00 PST