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Cotto

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About Me

Whatever to say here? Anytime some form of an "about me" or a "who I am" rolls around, everyone sits down at their computer and thinks "what do other people think about me?" You can't possibly sit down and say "Hey this is who I am." Come on now. If you want to know about me ask me, or ask my friends. My problem with these is everyone tells you "I watch TV all day" and "I am super cool" and "I am unique." Yeah you're unique just like everyone else is unique you idiot. Wanna know something?....here.....I sling drinks 40-50 hours a week, I play video games more than I should, I drink more than I should, as a matter of fact I have a website dedicated to drinking, I sleep 2-3 hours a night, I cook, I don't clean very well, I listen to heavy metal and follow it up by listening to Neil Diamond, I like all of my friends except for one, I eat fatty foods, I like my steaks bloody rare, I own just about every style of Bushmills Whiskey ever distilled, I am addicted to the internet, I shower once a week although I clean the 4 important areas daily (armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth), I could subsist on cereal if need be, I don't plan ..ting my hair anytime soon and I plan on dying at 40. Good Night Now.And now: The Man...

My Interests

Music, Movies, TV, Sports, Gaming, Shoot Dog, Bartending, Cooking, Miller High Life, Bushmill's Irish Whiskey, No Limit Texas Hold 'em, Reviewing Bars, Lisa Scott Lee, Pumpkin Seeds, Hot Sauce, Gentleman's Clubs, Cats, Disney,.....................

I'd like to meet:

Let me get this straight. Am I supposed to tell you a celebrity, musician, athlete etc. etc I wanna meet or am i supposed to put my ideal mate here? I mean, I could list every celebrity I want to meet here but would anybody read all that drivel? Who really cares if I want to meet Rick Springfield anyway? As far as finding an everyday person I wanna meet well....who knows? I like to meet anybody. I don't go around searching for a particular quality in a person that suits my fancy. That's arrogance my friend. I'd hate everybody if I did that. You could find what you think is the perfect person and then find out one day they're a fan of "Golden Girls" and that would just about end it. That and the good old "Marinara sauce on your balls" gig. That's whole different ball of wax though right? So if you made it this far through my long winded banter.....I can say i want to meet you..okay...YOU.

Music:

Tom Jones, The Beatles, KISS, Neil Diamond, Pearl Jam, Buddy Holly and the Crickets, Meshuggah, Entombed, Spooky Tooth, The Dust Brothers, Red Chord, Outkast, Dew Scented, Ferry Corsten, The Who, Pink Floyd, Beastie Boys, RATM, Ion Dissonance, Blood Has Been Shed, 50 Cent, KMFDM, Perpetuous Dreamer, Lost Horizon, Scissor Sisters, Schiller, Children of Bodom, Hellacopters,Audioslave, Skinny Puppy, Frontline Assembly, Big Daddy Kane, Foo Fighters, Def Leppard, Iron Maiden, Slaughter, Motley Crue, Ratt, Yes, Blood Red Throne, Schiller, Soilwork, Sister Machine Gun, Wolfsheim, Public Enemy, Ministry, Robbie Williams, Alice In Chains, Nightrage, Underworld, 16 Volt, Type O Negative, Arch Enemy, Cat Stevens, Covenant, Corporation 187, Revolting Cocks, Quicksand, Lost Horizon, Edguy, Tom Jones (he's that good)

Movies:

Fantasia, Fantasia 2000, Pulp Fiction, Animal House, Caddyshack, Fight Club, Cannonball Run (anything with Dean Martin for that matter, including the Matt Helm series), Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill (Both), Nightmare before Christmas, Any Disney Cartoon except for Pocohontas, Used Cars, High Fidelity, Snatch, Seven, Boogie Nights, Top Secret (Scene for scene....funniest movie ever), Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Blues Brothers, Airplane, Any Kevin Smith Movie, Usual Suspects, Way of the Gun, Iron Giant, Catch Me If You Can, Tombstone, Three Kings, Jackass, Casino, Rounders,Ocean's Eleven, Troy, Masters of the Universe, Napoleon Dynamite, Smokey and the Bandit, Anchorman, Starsky and Hutch, Old School, Pixar movies

Television:

Deadwood (currently the best show on my talking picture box), Da Ali G Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Chappelle's Show, Around the Horn, Family Guy, Aqua Teen, Sealab, Seinfeld (The DVD set is unbelievably good), Soprano's, Sportscenter, Six Feet Under, Food Network, Video Games on my TV

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Andy Kaufman Revealed, Rat Pack Confidential, any decent cookbook

Heroes:

Tom Jones, Mickey Mouse, Jim Rome

My Blog

Whisky....an introspective ramble (Part 2)

That's right.....Whisky.  Or, Whiskey for us Irish and Americans.  Wee feeel the neeed to add an "e" to everything.  I can't help but notice the effect of such a fine beverage.&nbs...
Posted by Cotto on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bar Review...Shotz

Shotz Bar & Grill John R. Rd Hazel Park Shotz is one of those places you find purely by accident. It resides in an area where you just dont normally hang out. You almost find yourself d...
Posted by Cotto on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cotto's Introspective Rambles part 1...."Me Time"

Hey!!!..."Me time" isn't just for chicks. I've finally figured it out. A man owes himself more than stolen moments of solace. Weekly whiles alone are essential. When inner trouble is burbling, ali...
Posted by Cotto on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bar Review...Madison Club

Madison Club 12/13/04 Stephenson Highway south of 14 mile rd. Surprise surprise! Madison Club is a place destined for a review of this sort. Many of us have passed it and didnt even know it exi...
Posted by Cotto on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bar review...D.B. Cooper's

D.B. Coopers Bar and Grill 12/13/04 Corner of 12 mile road at Campbell What can you say about D.B. Coopers that hasnt already been said? Answer: Nothing. Here is a bar that I can almost gua...
Posted by Cotto on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bar Review..Royal Inn

Royal Inn Bar (Established 1952) Wednesday evening 12/01/2004 10:59 p.m. Royal Inn is a classic. Its one of those bars we always pass on the road and never stop in. A perfect fit for the type...
Posted by Cotto on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Coming Soon...right here

So I had this idea the other day. As an avid fan of an occasional alcoholic beverage, I thought I'd try something new. Not a beverage.....but a bar. Ya see, we all have our watering holes. People ...
Posted by Cotto on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Drunken Bowling

Okay so I started bowling tonight. I don't mean like I just started, I am in a league and tonight was the opening night. Opening night in bowling.....how poetic. My current lineup of dumb activitie...
Posted by Cotto on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Is a limo really a good idea?

So we go and see KISS and Poison (Oh yeah...they were there)the other night. (Wed. June 30). Earlier this month a bunch of beers were talking to each other about getting a limo for the show. Now we'...
Posted by Cotto on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I just have to tell this story

I have to....don't know why but I just do. I've left out names to protect the innocent. Ok so I am at work the other day. I am a chef for a local restaurant and catering company. After a ...
Posted by Cotto on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST