STONER

As you can see I'm as stoned as a TWAT. I'm always on the look out for some good shit. I'm not fussy, soap or weed, it all gets you there. In reality, I've only been stoned once, but it started in 2001 to the present day. An ex girlfriend said to me, "Have you been a stoner all your life?". "Not yet", I replied. Most of my girlfriends are ex's, but I spose they would be wouldn't they.I registered at the local college to see if they had any courses on Hydroponics. Unfortunately they didn't, but the next day my flat was raided by the Drug Squad and they stole all my gear. It reminded me of that fucking song by that bloke who got raided by the drug squad and they knicked all his stuff. What was it called?...... you know, he did that other song as well.... Oh I can't fucking remember.