Members Only
Members Only is a philosophical comedy set in heaven. When Eric finds himself dead and unable to enter paradise due to the fact he is not a member, he obtains a pass that was once owned by Carmine Craxxi, a mafia boss who bribed the pope to ensure safe passage through the Pearly Gates. Thus, having only ever risen to the giddy heights of IT specialist for an Internet company that could never turn a profit while alive, in death, he was The Godfather.
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I am currently making good progress on the sequel to Members Only. The working title of it is Ten Thousand Things. That may change, but right now I quite like it. Here are the opening few lines:
Everything is an illusion. Reality is not what we perceive it to be. The idea that one thing can be separate from another is, to those who know, laughable. The difference, they point out, between a table and, say, a fairy cake is no difference at all. However, believing that a table and a fairy cake are two very different things indeed is somewhat of a useful mistake to make when you are looking for somewhere to put your beer. It really is quite remarkable how many very clever people forget that last part.
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One of my piano lessons with Helen. Guess which part is mine. Stay with it for the bonus track: Chopsticks!